Just Us Justice

Spike Dolomite
4 min readJan 10, 2023

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The special grand jury that has been investigating Trump and his allies on whether or not they committed crimes in Georgia after Trump lost the election has finished its work. They got testimony from a lot of people including Mark Meadows, Mike Flynn, Lindsey Graham and Rudy Giuliani. District Attorney Fanni Willis is one step closer to possible criminal charges against Trump and his MAGA phsycophants. Special grand juries in Georgia cannot issue indictments but they can issue a final report recommending actions to be taken. After reading their report, if Fanni Willis believes there is enough evidence to try any of them she’ll send the case to another grand jury who can issue indictments.

Special Counsel Jack Smith hired two new lawyers who have prosecuted senators and governors. He could make charging decisions in a couple of weeks.

The Proud Boys seditious conspiracy trial had to be postponed for a day because their attorney got his law license suspended.

Barry Croft, Jr was sentenced to 19 years in prison for plotting to kidnap Governor Gretchen Whitmer to overthrow the Michigan government.

Albuquerque police think they found the guy who has been shooting at elected Democrats in New Mexico. He hasn’t shot any of their actual bodies (Speaker included), but he has been terrorizing them by shooting at their offices, etc.

A gun nut went into a grocery store in Atlanta wearing body armor armed with 3 handguns, an AR-15, and a 12-gauge shotgun. He caused mass panic. The cops said they couldn’t do anything because he hadn’t broken any of Georgia’s laws.

A 6 year old took a gun to his school in Virginia and shot his teacher. She is in the hospital with life threatening injuries. The cops said it was not an accidental shooting. The little boy intended to shoot his teacher. A week prior he brought bullets to school and said he’d bring a gun next time. He was put in police custody. What does that mean? We put 6 year olds in jail now? Where are the parents? We live in a society that not only facilitates and condones mass murder of children at school by teenaged boys, but now the boys are getting younger. How much more fucked up can we get? Will the gun nuts say the teacher should have been packing so she could have shot the 6 year old? One of the moms who was interviewed outside of the school was furious and said that the problem is America’s obsession with guns. She’s not a citizen and said there would be no way that she’d be in America if it weren’t for her husband’s military career. She hates it here because of our dangerous obsession with guns and our refusal to do anything about it.

Anti vaxxer Diamond, who spread lies and conspiracy theories about COVID and the vaccine to her millions of followers, the Fox News audience, and Trump’s MAGA rallies, has died from COVID. She was hospitalized at the end of November. She and Silk were Trump’s token black women. He’d put them on stage at MAGA rallies and point to them as his black friends. Then all the white people in the audience would point at them and feel better about themselves because they too, had a couple of black friends now. Diamond and Silk made a lot of money dancing for Trump. They got their start on YouTube as Democrats supporting BLM but switched to MAGA when they realized how profitable it was. So profitable that they’re worth $5 million. Silk is continuing to make money off of their brand by fundraising off of Diamond now. She’s encouraging people to donate to her “legacy”.

Two countries have arrest warrants out for Trump — Iraq and Iran, both for killing Iranian military officer Soleimani. Trump should not travel anywhere outside of the US. He’s not safe. He should lay low in Florida. Just keep an eye out for six year olds who could be packing.

Trump is being investigated for accepting cash for pardons.

Trump invited the media to Mar-a-Lago to cover his New Year’s Eve party but nobody showed up. Not even Newsmax.

Trump has branded the Bible now. He is selling it with Junior’s help. Since he and his family can’t do business in New York anymore, and Trump can’t grift the government into paying for his rich and famous lifestyle anymore, and he can’t do ticketed MAGA rallies anymore because the event producers went bankrupt, and his Save America PAC is being investigated by the Department of Justice (a federal grand jury has already been empaneled) so he can’t get people to donate to that, he might as well re-brand Bibles and sell those. Why not? He’s autographed them for MAGAs before. They love that shit.

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Spike Dolomite

Daily Crime Report - recounts of Trump and the Republicans’ daily disasters, with puns. Read them all in quarterly reports in The Treason Chronicles on Kindle.