Kill ‘Em

Spike Dolomite
4 min readAug 12, 2019

Texas’ solution to the El Paso shooting? Looser gun laws! Texas wants everybody packing — in churches, in schools, in Walmart, everywhere! Kill ‘em!

Speaking of packing, about 20 redneck ammosexual middle aged virgins were observed emptying out of a clown car and walking into a Kentucky Fried Chicken restaurant with their guns and assault rifles strapped to their pathetic, bony dickless pale white bodies. None of them drove up in monster trucks because they can’t afford those anymore because of immigrants and Democrats. They would have been kicked out if they had walked in barefoot.

Isn’t masturbating in public against the law?

We’re up to about 8,800 people killed by guns so far this year. Kill ’em kill ’em kill ’em kill ‘em.

“By the end of year, we will have had more mass shootings than there are Republicans in Congress.” Bryan Tache

What it’s like now for people with brown skin living in America? Regardless of their immigration status, they’re looking over the shoulders, avoiding speaking Spanish in public, and seeking out escape routes in case they’re next. They’re afraid they’re going to get killed.

For all the MAGAs in Mississippi who ever cried, “Immigrants are taking our jobs!” there are 680 jobs available killing and plucking chickens. Hurry up! Kill ‘em!

Trump is now going to try smoking ’em out by denying green cards to LEGAL immigrants his administration considers a “public charge” on society. If anybody gets any public assistance for more than a year within 3 years — you’re outta here.

The psychological damage done to immigrant children by Trump and his white nationalist administration is going to last a lifetime.

“Terrible things are happening outside…poor helpless people are being dragged out of their homes. Families are torn apart; men, women, and children are being separated. Children come home from school to find that their parents have disappeared.” — Anne Frank (Jan 13, 1943)

Trump says the Washington Post needs to apologize to Moscow Mitch for calling him a Russian asset.

Kellyanne Conjob is defending Trump for reteweeting conspiracy theories about Jeffrey Epstein being murdered. Her husband is not. How she and George are able to live together is one of the great mysteries of the Trump presidency. Is it fake? Is it cray cray? Or is it some sort of conspiracy?

New Yorkers have started a petition to change the name of the stretch of Fifth Avenue that goes from 56th to 59th to President Barack H. Obama Avenue. If approved, Trump Tower will have a new address.

In 2016, the crowd went crazy after Trump told the MAGAs, “I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody and I wouldn’t lose any voters.” They loved it! He’s killing ‘em!

2 years ago today Heather Heyer was killed when a white supremacist drove his car into a crowd of peaceful protesters in Charlottesville and things have only gotten worse because there are fine people on both sides.

Mitch McConnell got heckled out of restaurants twice in 2 days. Protesters played Public Enemy’s “Fight the Power” and shouted “NO JUSTICE NO PEACE!”

An elderly couple in Washington took their own lives leaving a note that said they had to do it because they couldn’t afford their medical care anymore.

“This is what 2020 is about. If we can get the House back and keep our majority in the Senate, and President Trump wins re-election, I can promise you not only are we going to repeal Obamacare, we’re going to do it in a smart way.” — US Senator Lindsey Graham

That’s what 2020 is about — kill ‘em.

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