King of the Fucking Universe
A new Space Force flag is flying in the Rose Garden because being the King of the Jews isn’t enough. The fucker has got to be king of the fucking Universe.
Former defense secretary who resigned 9 months ago, James Mattis, wrote a book. Cha-ching!
The president of Puerto Rico is a money-laundering criminal who can’t get a loan without a Russian cosigner. Cha-ching!
Trump is deporting kids with cancer. The pro-lifers have no comment because they don’t give a shit about kids and especially brown kids with cancer.
A Canadian journalist, Carolyn Dunn, was refused entry into the US. She was told that going to DC is an “entry into the labor” market and that that would classified as “imported labor.”
Trump cancelled his trip to Poland so he could stay and keep an eye on the hurricane that is headed for Mar-a-Lago. If the eye of the hurricane hits his precious members only plantation he’ll be homeless but not homeless in the Trump administration’s kick them all to the curb sense.
Trump’s personal executive assistant, Madeleine Westerhout, is OUT. She was forced to resign for blabbing to reporters about the family. Madeleine, “You’re fired.”
Madeleine is free. FREE TO TALK.
The new White House press secretary is getting paid $179,000 a year to do nothing. Oh wait, what was that? She SAID SOMETHING? Comey is a proven liar and leaker? Sarah Huckabee Sanders already said that.
More news out of Kentucky — Junior did a rally in coal country with the Kentucky governor, Matt Bevin and nobody showed up. Trump won that county by 80%. Junior told the handful of people in the empty arena that he understands working class issues because he went to boarding school in Pennsylvania. Also in the news — coal miners have lost their jobs with no warning. They didn’t get paid for their last week of work, and their paychecks from the previous 2 weeks bounced. Phillip Todd Wilson, the principal who made news 10 years ago for banning books with “homosexual content” from his high school, was arrested on charges of possession and distribution of child pornography, and the Kentucky Democratic Party say sales of their “Moscow Mitch” merchandise are now in the 6 digits range.
52 years ago today, the Senate confirmed the first black Supreme Court Justice, Thurgood Marshall. The vote was 69 to 11. Fast forward to 2019 and voting for judges and justices is all the Senate does. None of them are Thurgood Marshalls and we’ll be stuck with them until they die.
The Trump administration won’t give teen aged girls who are imprisoned in their detention camps any hygiene products. They’re forced to bleed through their clothes when they have their periods.
Republican hypocrite fun fact: Marco Rubio is tweeting more Bible quotes than usual. He must be worried about Armageddon and getting a seat on the cosmic arc that’s going to save the believers and leave the rest of us to choke, drown, burn or get shot at Walmart which is fine because Trump is the chosen one so we’ll be free and they’ll be stuck with him.
Quick! Somebody build a 54 hole golf course and stick Trump’s name on it to keep him busy for a few days so we can get a break from his never ending shit (reality TV) show!
It’s going to take an entire generation to reverse the damage done by Trump and the GOP. Never, ever elect another Republican as long as you live (which might not be long because of REPUBLICANS!)
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