King Pin

Spike Dolomite
4 min readApr 23, 2019

Bill Barr offered to show the un-redacted naked Mueller report to a select few members of Congress in a secret, secure setting but the Dems said NO. They want everybody in Congress to get to see the naked report. We’ve seen the first lady naked, now show us the case for impeachment against her husband, Kingpin.

Bill Barr deceived the Senate so he could get confirmed and then he lied to the press and the public about the Mueller Report so he could protect Trump.

The whole country is in the hands of a corrupt few right now.

Anybody else who would have pulled the same shit that Trump did would be sitting in jail right now but since he’s the King Pin he’s not.

In any other time if the Commander in Chief gave you an illegal order and you didn’t follow it you’d be sent to the brink. But because the Commander in Chief is a King Pin, nobody has been sent to the brink yet.

Former White House counsel Dan McGahn has been subpoenaed to appear before Congress.

Trump has a message for any staffers who defy him: “Nobody disobeys my orders.”

The Trump Organization’s accounting firm said it would comply with a subpoena from the House Oversight Committee to release Trump’s financial records. Now Trump is suing the House to stop it.

When asked if she accepted that Russia worked to help elect Donald Trump, Kellyanne Conway responded, “I think they tried to sow disinformation and discord in our democracy … they were also unsuccessful. Donald Trump won, we didn’t need Wikileaks.”

Kellyanne Conway’s Republican lawyer husband, George Conway, is calling for Trump’s impeachment.

Junior isn’t in any trouble for taking Russia up on their offer to give the Trump campaign dirt on Hillary. His defense is I’m too stupid to have known what I was doing was illegal. Crystal Manson didn’t know voting while on probation was illegal and she was sentenced to 5 years in jail. Crystal is black.

With an empty headed smiling gold digging immigrant wife to the right of him and some poor pinhead in a bunny suit to the left, Trump made a group of eager children waiting to hunt eggs on the White House lawn listen to his bullshit about his wall and, “We are completely rebuilding our military. It was very depleted as you know. A lot of the military folks can tell you.” The kids were like What the Fuck and their parents were too. That’s where we are now. Kids saying What the Fuck and the parents nodding approvingly.

Trump told reporters at the egghead hunt that he’s not worried about impeachment. Right after the hunt he headed straight for the bathroom where he tweeted his brains out, worried about impeachment.

Mitch McConnell says he trusts Bill Barr. OF COURSE HE DOES.

Mitch McConnell turned a $193,400 a year salary into over $24 million in 6 years.

Mitch McConnell says the American people don’t care about impeachment and want to move on. He also pledged to be the “grim reaper” for all progressive policies if he keeps control of the Senate.

Republican hypocrite fun fact — Mitch McConnell and Lindsey Graham look pretty stupid in the 20 year old clips about impeaching Clinton over something so stupid as lying about a blow job from an intern in the Oval Office. That was scandalous at the time. Blow jobs in the Oval Office and lying about it under oath. Now they’re covering for the most corrupt president in history. They won’t hear of impeachment. Once this thing is all over we’ll hopefully know why they turned on the country.

Sean Hannity is still ranting about Hillary’s emails on his show. His viewers should read between the lines and know that they’re being played but they don’t read. That’s why they watch his show.

Since too many people don’t read and they watch too much TV, the obstruction of justice hearings of and about the criminal reality TV president need to all play out in public, on TV, so the masses will get what people who read already know — Trump must be impeached.

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Spike Dolomite

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