King Trump

Spike Dolomite
3 min read2 days ago

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The Supreme Court has made it possible for Trump to shoot up 5th Avenue as long as he’s “on the clock” and wearing his president’s hat. As president he can step over the corpses of his rivals and enemies, just so long as he leaves a voice mail with the DOJ that he’s going to shoot people before he does it. The Court ruled, in the case “Donald J. Trump v. United States” that presidents are kings and have absolute immunity for crimes they commit as president. The Court waited to announce this a couple of days before July 4th to signal contempt for the first Independence Day 248 years ago. Colonists committed treason to break free from King George and now here we are, building a whole new king out of Big Macs, ketchup, bad checks, swamp water and an Abby Normal brain.

It’s 2024 and America is back where we started before we rebelled against England and a tyrannical king. The Supreme Court has created an open invitation for tyrannical kings to stay at the White House indefinitely. Invitation code: 2025.

So now that it has been determined that presidents are above the law and can do whatever they want, who gets to determine if the crimes presidents commit are “official conduct”? The courts. If elected, any crimes Trump commits are subject to review by a corrupt Supreme Court that has been working to destroy democracy.

The court has played its hand by activating Project 2025, a 900 page plan to replace democracy with Trumplicanism. SCOTUS has executed another part of the 2025 plan by overturning Chevron. Now the courts can get rid of experts and government agencies that they have depended on for decades to decide cases because nobody knows everything except the monster with the Abby Normal brain.

Over the weekend Trump called for the imprisonment of Joe Biden, Kamala Harris, Mitch McConnell, Chuck Schumer, Mike Pence, Adam Schiff, Liz Cheney, Nancy Pelosi, Adam Kinzinger, Zoe Lofgren, Jamie Raskin, Pete Aguilar, Bennie Thompson and other members of the January 6 committee. The Supreme Court says he can do it, as long as it is official conduct.

Like with Roe v Wade, the justices all lied during their confirmation hearings about presidential power. In 2005 Chief Justice John Roberts said, “I believe that no one is above the law under our system and that includes the president. The president is fully bound by the law, the Constitution, and statutes.”

In his 2006 confirmation hearings, Samuel Alito said, “There is nothing that is more important for our republic than the rule of law. No person in this country, no matter how high or powerful, is above the law.”

In 2018, Brett Kavanaugh told the Senate, “No one’s above the law in the United States, that’s a foundational principle. We’re all equal before the law. The foundation of our Constitution was that the presidency would not be a monarchy. The president is not above the law, no one is above the law.”

Justice Clarence Thomas didn’t recuse himself from this decision even though his wife was deeply involved in the effort to overturn the 2020 presidential election as per Project 2025.

The final 3 “conservative” justices owe Trump. He got them their jobs per Project 2025.

Whoever wins in November will have tyrannical power.

The Supreme Court is the enemy of the people. Only we can save us. Vote Democrat in November.

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Spike Dolomite

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