Kings and Queens

Spike Dolomite
4 min readJun 2, 2021

Trump says he will be reinstated as president by August. Instead of thinking wow that guy is crazy, MAGAs believe him and are awaiting their orders. Long live the king!

None of Q’s predictions have come true but QAnon weirdos keep believing everything he says.

Because a third of this country is so stupid, arrogant and lazy that they’d believe anything Trump and Q say, the Republicans have been very successful in leading them all by their crusty noses into a fantasy world where they all get to be homecoming kings and queens.

Trump says he’ll make Mike Flynn chief of staff or head of the FBI once he gets his crown back.

Trump will headline the North Carolina Republican Party state convention this weekend. Next week he’s doing a QAnon rally in Wisconsin via jumbotron. Other speakers will be My Pillow Guy, Diamond and Silk, Charlie Kirk, Sheriff Clarke, and Dinesh D’Souza. That’s what these guys are doing now — touring together for the great Q, King of their fantasy world.

Republican congresswoman Nancy Mace says that Antifa graffitied her house. This is suspicious because the vandals left the bike that was parked out front, and they didn’t disturb any wood chips in the garden right next to where they spray painted. Also, the graffiti was written in Nancy Mace’s handwriting, right down to dotting the i’s with upside down u’s which is her signature style. Huh.

Twitter king Tony Posnanski tweeted in response: I’m the SW Treasurer of Antifa SW-24 and this isn’t our work. We don’t spray paint. We would have used Expo Markers and have taken turns riding the bike and posting on TikTok. This looks staged.

Seth Markensohn tweeted: That looks like something a couple of 13 year olds did after discovering Green Day. Register a complaint at your local Hot Topics.

More than 100 academic scholars and political scientists have issued an open letter in a Statement of Concern, warning Americans what will happen if they don’t do everything possible to stop the Republicans from turning America into a fascist state. The threats to American democracy are urgent and the need for national voting and election administration standards are imperative.

Republicans in state legislatures have been speedily stripping voting rights away to benefit themselves, many of whom are hostile enemies of the US government. It’s an organized, well funded, concerted effort with the same strategy. The only way to stop them is to pass SR1, the For the People Act, which will trump all the new anti-democratic state laws. Also, Biden has put bad ass Kamala Harris in charge of his administration’s push to protect voting rights since the Republicans are dicking around in the Senate, as usual.

“I can remember a time when we used to chuckle a bit when the FBI asked us during background checks of our colleagues whether they had ever advocated for the overthrow of the United States because it seemed so absurd. No one is laughing now.” — Barb McQuade

President Joe Biden went to Tulsa, Oklahoma to mark the centennial of the 1921 Tulsa Race Massacre. He’s the first sitting president to visit the historic Greenwood neighborhood to talk about the deadly racial attack where an entire self-sustaining, highly successful community was obliterated. 35 blocks of businesses and homes were bombed by planes and set on fire, hundreds were killed and tossed into mass graves, and 8,000 were left homeless. No one was arrested and history buried it. He acknowledged that it was a massacre, not a riot, and took responsibility for the racist event on behalf of the country. He says it’s time to own it. “Great nations come to terms with their dark side.” This is HUGE.

June is Pride Month and for the first time in America’s history the LGBTQ community has allies in the White House — a president who publicly told trans kids that he had their backs and a VP who married the plaintiffs in the Prop 8 case in California at the state Capitol right after the Supreme Court shot the anti-gay marriage case down when she was attorney general (she also danced in the coolest sequin rainbow jacket at a Pride event in San Francisco while on the campaign trail.) Let’s hear it for the dancing queens!

Marco Rubio expressed his disgust for the LGBTQ community by retweeting a post about a rainbow flag that has been hung outside of the US embassy at the Vatican with the comment that he had a hunch that that wouldn’t happen at the US embassy in Saudi Arabia, killing 2 birds with one tweet — Muslims and gays. Marco usually tweets as an authority of the Catholic faith but this time he went along with Trump again, who ordered all embassies to NOT fly the rainbow flag during pride month when he was king.

He wants to be king again. He expects to be king again. Crazy? Yes. But he and the Republicans are serious. They’re not done. The insurrection is not over.

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Spike Dolomite

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