Knock it Off

Spike Dolomite
3 min readApr 10, 2019

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It’s already 8 days past the deadline that the House gave Bill Barr to release the Mueller Report.

The House was pretty soft on Barr yesterday and didn’t pin him down on releasing the Mueller Report. Not only did they not ask him any hard questions or put any pressure on him but he let it be known that he wants to go further than Mueller or the Inspector General to determine whether the counterintelligence probe was legitimate to begin with.

Enough already. Subpoena Bill Barr and the un-redacted Mueller Report.

Knock it off, Bill Barr.

Bill Barr will appear before the Senate Appropriations Committee today. That should be even softer. Richard Shelby is the chair and he and all of the Republicans on the committee like Trump so therefore they like Bill Barr.

Knock it off, Republicans.

Democrats need to ask Bill Barr if the White House has the report, if he stopped Mueller’s investigation and why did he take this job in the first place?

Another Trump cabinet member was questioned by Congress yesterday. Arrogant Treasury Secretary Steve Mnuchin took on Maxine Waters, Chair, during questioning in a finance committee meeting. He was so rattled and mean. The whole thing was so beneath him — don’t you know who I am? He complained that he had to be there instead of at a big important meeting. He, like everybody else in the Trump administration, doesn’t think Congress has any business interfering in his business. He wanted to leave. He told her, “I believe you’re supposed to take the gravel and bang it.” Maxine almost knocked his head off with her gavel.

Knock it, you pissy whiney cruel greedy little man with gravel in your pants.

Trump made a campaign video that began with the message: “First they ignore you. Then they laugh at you. Then they call you racist.” It was set to the score of the “Dark Knight” which he didn’t have the rights to so Warner Brothers flagged it and Twitter took it down. Finally! Twitter took a Trump tweet down!

The president can threaten citizens, immigrants, and world leaders and incite violence on Twitter, but that’s OK.

Knock it off, Twitter. Take him down.

A Fox News reporter wore a bullet proof vest to report from the border.

Trump went to Mount Vernon and said this about George Washington: “If he was smart, he would’ve put his name on it…You’ve got to put your name on stuff or no one remembers you.”

Trump recently told Stephen Miller, “You’re in charge.”

“When I profiled Stephen Miller back in 2016, a person who used to work with him asked for anonymity because “He’s going to find out that I spoke with you and I’m going to end up in a camp somewhere.”” — Julia Ioffe, correspondent for GQ Magazine

Stacey Abrams was asked if Congresswoman Ilhan Omar was correct in calling Stephen Miller a white nationalist. She said (DUH, YES,) “I believe that what we have seen from Stephen Miller is vestiges of white nationalism.”

Fox News’ Brian Kilmeade tells Trump and their racist, Islamaphobic viewers that he wonders about Congresswoman Ilhan Omar……….”You have to wonder if she’s an American first.”

Fox News is dangerous.

Knock it off, Fox.

Here’s what Ilham Omar had to say to Trump after he accused her of being anti-semitic because she called Stephen Miller out for being a white nationalist because he’s Jewish, “Knock it off. You’re the president.”

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Spike Dolomite
Spike Dolomite

Written by Spike Dolomite

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