Laugh Track
Secretary of State Mike Pompeo made a speech at a Trump hotel to an audience who had paid Trump to be there and made a bad joke about the emoluments violation. Then he took a swing at the Washington Post for undoubtedly reporting it afterwards. He got some laughs but only from the people who are paying for access to the most powerful man in the world. The rest of us aren’t laughing.
House Republicans say they’ll run on repealing Obamacare AGAIN and reducing the debt that they themselves created. They laugh at their voters behind closed doors for being gullible fools.
Mitch McConnell is going to run on social security causes the deficit. Moscow Mitch should be the laughing stock of the Senate but he’s not because everybody is scared to death of him.
Trump says he hasn’t even begun to start campaigning yet. LOL. He’s been campaigning since the inauguration.
Bill Barr is fighting members of Congress for the Mueller grand jury materials on Trump. He doesn’t want them to have them. He won’t let the DOJ indict and he’s going to do whatever he can to keep Congress from impeaching (insert diabolical laughter here.)
Ivanka says she got her moral compass from her dad. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!
Liz Cheney and Rand Paul are fighting on Twitter. That’s hilarious because they’re both so ridiculous.
The Taliban, who Trump had invited and then uninvited to come to Camp David, is in Moscow now. Look who’s laughing now.
Trump is going to have dinner tonight with Otto Warmbier’s parents. Trump’s buddy, Kim Jong-un, killed their son, a college student, who was held prisoner and tortured in North Korea for 17 months for trying to steal a propaganda sign from a hotel. He was sentenced to 15 years and hard labor. What will Trump do tonight to make things worse for Otto’s poor grieving parents? Tell a joke? Talk about his bromance with Kim Jong-un? Laugh uncontrollably because he finally cracks for good?
7 million were people displaced by extreme weather disasters in the first half of this year. That doesn’t even count the Bahamas. They’ve just started to count.
The white, rich and famous called the Bahamas their playground. If their vacation house was washed away, it’s OK, they have plenty of other ones. The black, poor, and not famous called the Bahamas home.
The white, rich and famous mom, Felicity Huffman, got 14 days in jail with time off to go to the Emmys because she got caught for paying her daughter’s way into a prestigious, elite school that she couldn’t get into if her parents didn’t grease a palm or two. The black, poor, and not famous mom, Kelley Williams-Bolar from Ohio, got 5 years in jail for using her dad’s address in order for her 2 daughters to get in to a decent public elementary school.
Another black single mom, Tonya McDowell from Connecticut, was homeless and unemployed but wanted to make sure her 5 year old son got a good education so she used a friend’s address to enroll him in a good school. She got caught and was charged with first degree larceny for stealing $15,000 from the school district, the cost of her son’s public education. She got sentenced to 5 years in prison.
White moms lie about their home addresses to escape crummy public schools all the time and don’t go to jail. They laugh at the idea that there would ever be any consequences for them doing right by their kids.
A cop in Michigan, Charles Anderson, got fired after a prospective home buyer took a picture of a framed KKK application he saw on the wall and posted it on social media. There were quite a few confederate flags displayed around the house as well. The prospective buyers got freaked out when they realized they were touring a cop’s house and told the realtor, “Get us out of here.” They were black.
Ten years ago, Charles Anderson shot and killed Julius Johnson, an unarmed black man, during a foot chase and got away with it. Everybody at the weekly KKK meeting laughed.
NASCAR is putting its foot down and won’t be running ads by gun manufacturers and sellers in its event programs. No more. To that, the murder industry says “You don’t know your base!”
Ted Cruz says, “I don’t think it is a positive thing to see big corporations shifting their focus from their customers and actually doing what they were created to do into trying to become political players on divisive social issues.” Translation: Stay out of our business, NASCAR, Walmart, Kroger, et al.
The people’s business? No, the gun business.
Que the world laugh track.
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