Less Hate, More TACOs
There’s a new acronym flying around Wall Street and it’s pissing Trump off. TACO. TACO stands for Trump Always Chickens Out.
A 3 judge panel in New York says Trump’s trade war is illegal. Halt the tariffs and pass the tacos.
There is a small provision in Trump’s big beautiful bill that is losing potential support in the Senate by the day. This little provision has nothing to do with the budget. It’s just something that they squeezed in that would make it impossible for people to sue Trump because they’d have to post a bond first. The only people who can afford to play that way are rich people and mega corporations and they’re already in bed with Trump. This provision would keep everybody else from suing Trump.
Congressman Mike Flood admitted at a town hall in Nebraska that he didn’t read Trump’s big beautiful bill before voting for it.
Trump has thought of a new way to exact revenge on Harvard. 20% of Harvard’s enrollment is international students. Trump said no more. They will have to transfer to other schools. A federal judge has blocked it but it’s not known for how long.
U.S. Secretary of State Marco Rubio announced that the U.S. will start “aggressively” revoking visas of Chinese students specifically.
Colleges are cancelling special ceremonies for groups who aren’t white and privileged out of fear of Trump. They are forgoing celebrations like first generation graduates who come from immigrant families. Now they have to live in the shadows at college.
Trump has moved to strip all federal funding from Harvard ($100 million in contracts). His press secretary says we need more plumbers and electricians and less LGBTQ graduates.
Trump was forced to pay $25 million for defrauding people with his fake university and now he is trying to destroy the most prestigious university of all time.
Kristi Noem and Stephen Miller have given ICE a new quota. They want them to arrest 3,000 people a day instead of only 1,000.
Trump has pardoned more goons. A former health care executive who stole $10 million from his employees who worked in nursing homes is off the hook after his mom donated $1 million to Trump’s campaign. In Virginia Trump pardoned a MAGA sheriff before he had to go to jail for 10 year for selling badges and deputizing people for bribes. The daughter of Julie and Todd Chrisley, the reality TV couple who spent time in jail for bank fraud, asked Trump to pardon her folks and he did it because she was a top surrogate for his campaign. Get out of jail free cards are in plenty of supply with the felon president.
NPR and three Colorado stations are suing the Trump administration over its efforts to ban federal funding for NPR and PBS.
Trump admits to helping Putin and says now that he’s “playing with fire.”
Trump said Canada is considering his offer to be the 51st state.
Trump’s press secretary has reassured everyone that Trump is serious about expanding his kingdom. “He continues to remain committed to the idea of obtaining Greenland in whatever means we can.”
Trump’s pick to run Social Security didn’t even know what the department did. He got caught on a hit mic joking about how he had to Google Social Security to find out what it was.
The US Senate backed Jared Kushner’s dad, Charles, in a 51–45 vote to be the ambassador to France, even though he’s a convict and spent time in jail for tax evasion. Trump pardoned him. Time for tacos.
Trump posted an AI video of himself playing with the band Journey in concert because as president of the United States, he has plenty of free time to indulge his fantasies of being a rock star.
Elon Musk has left the building. He has quit the US government. Time for tacos.
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