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Spike Dolomite
7 min readApr 1, 2019

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I’ve been writing the Daily Crime Report for about 2 years. The Daily Crime Report is a daily account of what Trump and the Republicans are doing to us with some sarcastic commentary to make it easier to digest. There is so much that happens on a daily basis that I started separating them into 3 month chunks and have dubbed them “quarterly reports” to make them more digestible. The quarterly reports are all going in “The Treason Chronicles” which can be digested in intervals which is even easier on the stomach.

Below is a summary of each quarterly report. It shows the progression of injustices, crimes and cover ups forced upon us, ending with the most recent report which is all that has happened since the blue wave. Copies of the quarterly reports can be downloaded on Kindle by clicking on the link below.

Quarterly Report #1 April — June 2017

Introduction of Sally Yates and James Comey, Trump’s 100th day in office, the rise of Robert Mueller, Trump’s first trip abroad, covfefe, and various Senate hearings.

Quarterly Report #2 July — September 2017

The rise and fall of Trumpcare, pissing matches with North Korea, the first G20, massive protests, the first private face to face meeting with Putin, pieces falling into place over Russiagate, Trump’s orgy speech at the Boy Scouts, the exit of Sean Spicer and Reince Preibus, Rex Tillerson’s naps, golf, golf and more golf, the first 200 days, Paul Manafort’s house getting raided, white nationalists descending on the University of Virginia with their violent, deadly Unite the Right rally, Trump pardons Sheriff Joe Arpaio, Hurricanes Harvey, Irma and Maria, Trump making a fool of himself in front of the United Nations, the beginning of the racist war against the NFL, the devastation of Puerto Rico, Roy Moore and the 8 month failure count.

Quarterly Report #3 October — December 2017

Puerto Rico getting kicked to the curb, 2 out of 3 of the top worst mass shootings in US history (Las Vegas outdoor concert and a church in Sutherland, Texas — Parkland hasn’t happened yet,) Mueller taking over the dossier investigation, the government and employers getting involved in women’s sex lives AGAIN, Rex Tillerson calling Trump a fucking moron, Lindsey Graham’s infamous golf trip with Trump, new Homeland Security Secretary Kirstjen Nielsen, birth of the Me Too Movement, Melania’s anti-bullying campaign, Mueller filing first charges in the Russia probe, Paul Manafort getting arrested, George Papadopoulos and Michael Flynn pleading guilty to lying to the FBI, a blue wave crashing over state elections, pedophile Roy Moore’s campaign for Jeff Sessions’ seat in Alabama, the Republican tax bill, Junior testifying before Congress, the Republican campaign to discredit the FBI (aka deep state,) and Net Neutrality.

Quarterly Report #4 January — March 2018

GUNS, GUNS, GUNS, GUNS and more GUNS, the first book written about Trump in the White House, the Republicans going after GPS Fusion, the FBI and Christopher Steele, Trump holding a televised press conference at Camp David to announce to the country that he is a very stable genius, Dianne Feinstein going rogue and releasing the GPS transcript, corporations laying people off after hitting pay dirt with the Republican tax law, shithole countries, deportations, Stormy Daniels, 2 government shut downs and the second women’s march, Trump’s stupid wall, rescinding DACA, the first state of the union speech, Trump wanting a military parade in his honor, more resignations, Cambridge Analytica and Facebook messing with our minds, Trump’s attorneys jumping ship, the Parkland kids’ March for Our Lives demonstration, and GUNS, GUNS, GUNS, GUNS, and more GUNS.

Quarterly Report #5 April — June 2018

Trade wars, the FBI raid on Michael Cohen, bombing Syria, Jim Comey’s book, the emergence of Rudy Guiliani, White House leaks, the first “caravan” to hit the border, deportations, taking children from their parents at the border and losing them, putting them in cages and concentration camps, the UN investigating human rights violations in America, Trump declaring Jerusalem the capital of Israel, Jared Kushner taking money from Qatar, the RNC and the Trump campaign paying legal fees for people caught up in the Russia scandal, Jared finally getting security clearance, Kim Jong-un playing cat and mouse with Trump, entertaining a North Korean enemy spy in the Oval Office, lots of talk about pardons including Trump saying he can pardon himself, Trump reluctantly attending the G7 summit and saying Russia should be there, Canada, France and Germany getting pissed, Trump meeting Kim Jong-un in Singapore, the New York attorney general investigating Trump’s foundation, Paul Manafort going to jail, Trump using kidnapped children as bargaining chips for his wall, the wicked witch of the West, Secretary of Homeland Security Kirstjen Nielsen, denying human rights abuses, Melania’s infamous “I really don’t care do U?” jacket, Republicans getting heckled and chased out of restaurants, and Justice Kennedy retiring.

Quarterly Report #6 July — September 2018

Migrant children living in concentration camps, disappearing, being orphaned, getting molested and dying, US senators spending the 4th of July in Moscow, the profound stupidity of Trump supporters, the deep state, Mueller indicting 12 Russian military officers, Trump and Putin meeting privately in Helsinki, Maria Butina getting arrested, the White House kicking reporters out of the White House, Paul Manafort being charged with 18 felonies, MAGA rallies getting crazier and more violent, attacks on the press getting more aggressive, reporters being threatened, CNN’s Jim Acosta walking out of a press briefing, Trump branding the Mueller investigation as a witch hunt and a hoax, deportations, security clearance revocations, Michael Cohen pleading guilty to 8 felonies, Michael Cohen and Paul Manafort flipping, the National Enquirer’s David Pecker cooperating with the feds, the suspicious actions of Lindsey Graham and Rand Paul, the death of John McCain, 2 more books about Trump and an anonymous op-ed in the New York Times, Dr. Christine Blasey Ford testifying about how Brett Kavanaugh almost raped her and the Republicans sympathizing with Kavanaugh as the victim, and the rage of women as misogyny in government and rape culture bursts open and is defended and protected by Republicans.

Quarterly Report #7 October — December 2018

The New York Times publishes a 13 page story on tax evasion by the Trump family, Brett Kavanaugh is confirmed even though the public and the Democrats fiercely opposed him, protesters getting labeled as “mobs” by the Republicans, Native American voter and black voter suppression, the murder of journalist Jamal Khashoggi, Trump and the Saudis cozying up together, Trump publicly declares himself a nationalist and right after a MAGABomber sends bombs to Democrats and a lone murderer shoots Jews in a synagogue in Pittsburgh, Trump sends troops to the border a week before the midterms to scare voters, a blue wave hits the midterm elections which is a historical win for women, Jeff Sessions resigns, Jim Acosta thrown out of White House and credentials stripped, mass shooting and wildfires in California, Trump orders the gassing of migrants at the border, Michael Cohen pleads guilty, revelations of Trump Tower Moscow negotiations before and during the campaign, the Jeffrey Epstein/Alexander Acosta sex trafficking scandal, the death of George H. W. Bush, Trump is identified as Individual 1, the party responsible for directing Michael Cohen to commit crimes, John Kelly leaves the White House, Russian spy, Maria Butina pleads guilty and gives up information on the NRA working with Russia, investigation into the Trump inauguration committee, Trump pulls out of Syria on Twitter and General Mattis throws up his hands and resigns then Trump fires him, Trump shuts down the government for 35 days, 3 days before Christmas.

Quarterly Report #8 January — March 2019

Congressman Brad Sherman of California introduces articles of impeachment, the new congress of bad ass women is sworn in, Nancy Pelosi makes history by becoming the first woman to not only become Speaker of the House, but by doing it TWICE and then saying that a sitting president can be indicted, Rashida Tlaib tells a crowd that they’re going to “Impeach the mother fucker,” the House passing HR1, the For The People Act, a sweeping voting rights and campaign finance bill which makes Election Day a federal holiday, introduces automatic voter registration, and ends gerrymandering and Citizens United, Mitch McConnell blocks votes to re-open the government, Nancy Pelosi doesn’t invite Trump to make a State if the Union speech, Sarah Huckabee Sanders stops doing press briefings, House Oversight Committee asks White House for documents and is refused, Roger Stone gets arrested, extraordinary Democratic candidates throw their hats in to the ring to run for president, Democrats hold the first Congressional hearing on climate change in many years, the House Democrats pass HR8, the Bipartisan Background Checks Act, the first gun legislation in decades, the House Democrats introduce the New Green Deal and pass a bill to require presidents to disclose their tax returns, Trump declares national emergency, Congress rebukes him so he vetoes them, still no UN ambassador, Michael Cohen testifies before Congress, The Judiciary Committee asks for 81 documents, Paul Manafort gets a light sentence, the first Native American woman sits in the Speaker’s chair and runs a meeting, Bill Barr is confirmed as Attorney General and soon after Bob Mueller releases his report, Barr releases 4 page summary saying he thinks Trump is cleared but not exonerated, the Democrats keep demanding the full report and Adam Schiff smacks down the Republicans on his committee who called for his resignation, giving a point by point case for impeachment without ever using the word, “impeachment.”

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Spike Dolomite
Spike Dolomite

Written by Spike Dolomite

Daily Crime Report - recounts of Trump and the Republicans’ daily disasters, with puns.

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