Like a Boss

While you were sleeping, Trump joked with his boss Putin about “getting rid of journalists” and “meddling in our elections” at the G20 Summit in Japan.

While photographers snapped pictures of the two, Trump tried to shoo the press away and told his boss Putin that he doesn’t have the same problems with the press that he does.

“Get rid of them. Fake news is a great term, isn’t it? You don’t have this problem in Russia, but we do.”

“We also have,” Putin answered, in English. “It’s the same.”

Putin kills, beats, jails and throws journalists off balconies in retaliation for their reporting.

In another photo op, Trump yucked it up with the Saudi Crown Prince, MbS and Putin before striking their final pose for the G20 leaders group photo. Trump was sucking on a mint before he kissed Putin. He stood next to MbS for the photo — the man who had Washington Post journalist Jamal Khashoggi killed and dismembered with Jared Kushner’s awareness. MbS smiled like a boss.

Putin teased Trump with his own parade. I got a parade. How come you don’t have a parade? Real bosses have a parade.

“Trump and Putin are laughing at us. Why not? They think they got away with the crime of the century, the theft of the US presidency.” — David Rothkopf

Putin says that liberalism is “obsolete” and has outlived its purpose. He is the boss of the Republican party, dictating the Republican platform.

The Supreme Court has agreed to hear the case about Trump ending DACA, putting the immigrant community into further panic. They haven’t recovered from the last one where Trump said he was going to round them up by the millions last week.

Where do the Republicans stand on Trump’s concentration camps? They haven’t said a damn word. They are totally cool with this which makes their boss Putin proud.

Nancy Pelosi and the moderate Democrats accepted the Senate border funding bill, giving Trump $4.6 to fund his concentration camps which will benefit John Kelly and anybody else who owns the prison camps. The Blue Wave Democrats want no part of giving Trump money for them. Nancy Pelosi may not be the boss for long.

“The best analogy I have for what’s happening in Congress right now is if someone kidnapped a bunch of children and then was like “I need money to care for these kids, and also I might use the money to kidnap more kids” and Democrats were like ‘Sounds like a plan, here’s a check’” — Leah Greenberg

Another piece of the Trump mob boss presidency slowly gives way. Deutsche Bank is under criminal investigation for money laundering. It could lay off 15,000 to 20,000 people. Deutsche Bank on the resume is going to be a problem. Future bosses could be like, NOPE.

Old man Senator Chuck Grassley, the boss of the old white guys in Congress, took to Twitter to say: Thought long time how Trump can improve his approval rating majority of the people like his policies stick to policy don’t attack individuals but state why opponents policy wrong don’t denigrate them personally if somebody is stupid bite your lip.


Republican hypocrite fun fact: Republicans say it’s perfectly fine that Trump commits impeachable offenses because the economy is doing good.

The second debate for Democrats was a breath of fresh air. Competency and compassion took the night. Kamala Harris moved out front and confronted racism head on, as well as child abuse in detention centers, gun control, Trump’s crimes, and Trump’s tax law. She owned the night like a boss.

Kamala Harris is at the Homestead Migrant Children’s Detention Center right now. They are about to let her in.

Like a boss.

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