Like a Dog
The day began with Judge Merchan ruling on the gag order violations. He got fined $1,000 (the maximum) for 9 offenses. He has to pay $9,000 by Friday. The judge warned Trump that since he can easily afford the fines that the only thing that might deter him from violating the gag order from now on is time in jail.
The judge granted Trump’s request to attend Barron’s graduation. Poor kid. Barron most likely never expected that his dad would be at his graduation because his dad doesn’t show up for anything plus he probably doesn’t want him there since he’ll get booed. Trump being there will ruin graduation for all the seniors and their families. Maybe they’ll get lucky and Trump will blow it off and golf instead. What’s the judge gonna do? Put him in jail?
Trump keeps sleeping through court, sometimes he goes into a deep REM sleep. Today his legal team kept trying to nudge him awake but he was out cold. What a shame that this trial isn’t televised so that people can see him drool, squirm, pout and mumble as he is forced to sit all day, bored out of is small and dangerous mind. He’d go home every night after court and kick the dog, if he had one.
Michael Cohen’s banker testified about wiring $130,000. Ambulance chaser attorney that once represented both Karen McDougal and Stormy Daniels took the stand as well as an expert at CSPAN. The prosecution showed videos of Trump telling crowds that he didn’t know who Karen McDougal and Stormy Daniels were and that they came out of nowhere and were lying. In another video, Trump acknowledges how damaging their stories were to his election prospects. They showed another video of Trump praising Michael Cohen like his loyal dog.
Somebody told Bleeding Gums Eric that if he wants to keeping ranting about nobody showing up for his dad in court that he should probably show up for his dad in court.
“Eric Trump showed up at court with daddy today, which is kinda weird because take your child to work day was last week.” — Jo Jo from Jerz
Ken Paxton was in the courtroom. He’s the dog faced liar attorney general from Texas who got other attorneys general to sign on to a letter to give the 2020 election to Trump.
Hunter Biden is demanding that Fox News take down his dick picks because they’re private and were hacked. He wants them to take back the stories that he and his dad engaged in a bribery scheme, too. If they don’t do it, he’ll sue them. For the past 5 years Fox News has lied about Hunter Biden and made him a caricature to boost ratings and make money.
Peter Navarro doesn’t like jail and wants out. He’s in there because he refused to testify about his role in January 6.
Governor Kristi Noem of South Dakota has a memoir coming out in which he shares a story of when she shot and killed a puppy. She confessed to hating the 14 month old family dog and shot it along with a goat and then tossed them in a gravel pit. Whipping your gun out to blow away a puppy not only shocked and horrified the libs, it shocked and horrified MAGAs who love to shoot stuff with their precious guns, but not their dogs. Cruella De Vil shot herself in the foot with that one. Now Trump might not pick her for VP.
A few days after the story broke that Kristi Noem wrote about killing the family dog in her soon to be released memoir, Kimberly Guilfoyle announced that she’s taking pre-orders for her new children’s book, “The Princess and the Pup.”
Who let the dogs out?
Whenever Trump wants to sound tough when insulting people from way up high he says, “like a dog” which is meant to demean his target and all dogs but to dog lovers, “like a dog” is the highest compliment you can pay a person.
Biden has always had dogs and it shows. Major made history by being the first rescue dog to live in the White House. Trump has never had a dog and it shows. The only dogs Trump has ever come in touch with were watch dogs and he had them all fired for investigating him and his crime family when he was in the White (dog) House.
