Lock Him Up

Richard Nixon finally goes to jail

Roger Stone got sentenced to 40 months in jail. That pinhead swinger lied to Congress, obstructed justice, tampered with witnesses, and threatened a judge and he still got less time than homeless black mom Tanya McDowell who got sentenced to 5 years in prison and 5 years probation for lying about where she lived so her son could go to a decent public school.

Trump says there is a very good chance of exoneration for his pal because he was treated very unfairly. “I’m not going to do anything in terms of the great powers bestowed upon a president of the United States. I want the process to play out. I think that’s the best thing to do because I’d love to see Roger exonerated.” Then he publicly attacked one of the jurors, “The forewoman of the jury, the woman who was in charge, is totally tainted when you take a look. How can you have a person like this? She was an anti-Trump activist.”

Trump has got to pardon Stone soon before he and his Nixon tattoo get pummeled in prison. Stone thinks he’s tough but he’s not locked up convict tough so he could really freak out and squeal about what he knows about Russia, WikiLeaks and Trump in order to make a deal. They don’t wear tailored silk suits and top hats in the joint. Roger Stone is nothing without his silk suits and top hats.

Judge Amy Berman Jackson threw the law and order book at him. There was no letting him off the hook because he was “Roger just being Roger.” She wasn’t amused with him. “At his core, Mr. Stone is an insecure person who craves and recklessly pursues attention. Nothing about this case was a joke. It wasn’t funny……..Roger Stone characteristically inserted himself smack in the middle of one of the most incendiary issues of the day.” She let him have it for his repeated lies that inhibited Bob Mueller from getting to the truth and defended the prosecutors with praise for a job well done. “The truth still exists. The truth still matters,” she said.

As the cops escorted Roger Stone out of the courthouse the crowd chanted, “Lock him up!”

Roger Stone is the 6th person to go to jail from the Mueller investigation.

Intelligence officials warned members of the House Intelligence Committee last week that Russia is currently interfering in the 2020 election to get Trump re-elected. This pissed Trump off. Not because Russia is at it again, but because officials told on Russia so he fired the acting Director of Intelligence Maquire.

Devin Nunes wants to know if the Russians only like Republicans, why did they let the Republicans lose the House of Representatives?

The Third Lady was honored with a Woman of Distinction Award by a Christian university for doing nothing.

Tactical SWAT like units have been deployed into “ten sanctuary cities” to “round up immigrants.” Hitler did the same thing when he sent the SS into European cities to “round up” the Jews. It’s not getting the news coverage it should because of Roger Stone, the never ending Democratic debates and Trump’s stupid rallies.

A group called P.U.T.I.N. (Pigeons United To Interfere Now,) glued little MAGA hats on pigeons and set them loose in Las Vegas right before the Democratic debate to protest Democrats and show support for Trump.

Trump’s MAGA rally in Colorado Springs, home of the US Airforce Academy, was televised by CSPAN which means that Trump has found one more way to get taxpayers to pick up the costs for his campaign. The red hats who came out for it reveled in the company of their klan. For so long they have been isolated and quiet, afraid to let their racism, misogyny, xenophobia, and homophobia show for fear of being rejected by their neighbors and co-workers. Kind of like boring CEOs who make the pilgrimage to Burning Man every year to get naked and prove to themselves that they’re not dull and shallow and that their chosen careers aren’t meaningless. The MAGA’s red hat and hate attire are the capitalists nothing at all.

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