Lock Him Up

Spike Dolomite
4 min readOct 8, 2021

An interim report by the Senate Judiciary Committee revealed that Trump, in his final days, did in fact attempt to subvert the justice system to remain in power by trying to get it to overturn the 2020 election. There was a confrontation in the Oval Office between Trump and government lawyers who threatened to resign en masse if that dickhead removed his acting attorney general, AG Jeffrey Rosen. Rosen and his deputy Richard Donoghue (who took really good notes of what happened that day) and a few other DOJ lawyers got in Trump’s face about his plan to replace Jeffrey Rosen with Jeffrey Clark, a conspiracy theorist, mediocre boob and Trump groupie who said he’d do whatever Trump wanted. Three days later the Capitol was attacked.

Jeffrey Rosen and Richard Donoghue testified behind closed doors (which hopefully means that the Department of Justice is conducting its own investigation and doesn’t want too much to get out publicly yet…….oh please oh please oh please oh please…….lock him up.) Rosen told the committee that Trump opened the meeting in the Oval Office by saying, “One thing we know is you, Rosen, aren’t going to do anything to overturn the election.” He had instructed Jeffrey Clark to draft a letter to Georgia and other states asking their state legislatures to contest the election and wait for his orders to push send.

The Republicans on the Senate Judiciary Committee, led by Chuck Grassley, made excuses for Trump by saying he backed off after everybody threatened to quit and that he was just paranoid because he was still suspicious of the DOJ’s role in the 2016 election that he won. Oh please.

Trump asked the DOJ to interfere with the election results NINE times. Pretty please with Trump branded wine, steaks and cherries on top?

The Select Committee just subpoenaed Ali Alexander (who bragged about getting help from members of Congress, Paul Gosar, Mo Brooks and Andy Biggs) and other Stop the Steal rally organizers.

First Trump tried to fight the election results in the courts and lost all his law suits. Then he tried to take over the DOJ. When that didn’t work he sent the mob to attack the Capitol.

Mike Pence is doing a comeback tour where he wants everybody to just let it all go. Give it all to Republican Jesus.

The Los Angeles City Council just voted for the strictest covid mandate in the country — if you’re not vaccinated, you can’t participate in public life. Starting on November 4, the unvaccinated will not be welcome in shopping malls, restaurants, museums, spas, concerts, etc. Everybody must prove they are vaccinated if they want to participate in polite society in Los Angeles. The only people who are going to have a problem with this are the problem. Most people are vaccinated in LA and wear masks without a big fuss. Loud mouth anti-vaxxers/maskers are pretty rare in the big blue city. They exist but they belong in the same metropolis category as Jesus freaks, winos and other weirdos on the street. If they aren’t waving a gun, knife or hypodermic needle, just keep walking.

The Los Angeles County Board of Supervisors voted unanimously to phase out oil and gas drilling.

California is now permanently a vote by mail state.

California has one of the best economies in the world. Minimum wage is $13 ($14 for bigger companies) and climbing to $15 in 2023.

California is a great place to live if you’re not a selfish jerk. Selfish jerks hate it.

Governor Newsom signed a law which allows inmate firefighters who are helping fight the worst fires in California history to have their records expunged, clearing the way for them to become professional firefighters once they are released from prison.

A large hospital system in Colorado says you can’t get a new liver or heart if you aren’t vaccinated. They don’t want to waste perfectly good organs on people who might die of covid anyway.

The Scottish government is investigating Trump for buying a lavish golf course in Scotland with bags of cash worth $60 million in 2014. They want to know where he got the money.

Every time Joe Biden doesn’t golf he saves the country $600,000.

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Spike Dolomite

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