Lock Us Up! Lock Us Up!
Adam Schiff: Congress has asked for the entire Mueller report, and underlying evidence, by April 2. That deadline stands. In the meantime, Barr should seek court approval (just like in Watergate) to allow the release of grand jury material. Redactions are unacceptable.
Bill Barr: OK OK OK OK OK — you’ll get the report by April 15 after we redact it.
Adam Schiff: Nope.
Bill Barr: Look, my letter last weekend wasn’t meant to be a full summary of Mueller’s actual 400 page report. I probably should have stayed away from making Trump look good.
Barr’s PR letter helped the Reality TV president keep control of the script which was helped along by the corporate media and right-wing media blathering on and on about Trump being vindicated. He did it again. The media played right into his hand and didn’t ask any hard questions. He’s really good at that.
The damage has been done.
In 1998, House Republicans refused to give Clinton’s lawyers even an hour advance to look at the Starr report before the public got to see it.
Republican hypocrite fun fact: The DOJ turned over roughly 880,000 pages of internal investigative records from the Hillary Clinton email probe in July 2018 which turned up nothing but the corporate media kept going with the emails story as THE story which cost her votes.
American democracy fun fact: Adam Schiff is the chair of the House Intelligence Committee. He has the power to subpoena the report, put anyone in jail if they don’t cooperate, and can enter it into the public record without consequence. That’s why the Republicans want him gone.
Betsy DeVos wants larger class sizes and fewer teachers because fuck those kids, have another yacht.
Is it Infrastructure Week again?
What’s going on with the national emergency?
Trump wants the New York Times and the Washington Post to lose their Pulitzers for their coverage of the Mueller investigation.
Kiersten Njielsen wants Congress to give her the authority to kick unaccompanied migrant children out of the country because fuck those kids, have another cup of blood.
Trump is Buzz, Kevin’s big brother in “Home Alone,” an immature mean fat kid with ugly hair. Adam Schiff is a pencil neck! Adam Schiff is a pencil neck!
A MAGA rally is just a mob of ignorant white racists acting like a bunch of juvenile delinquents buzzed on Bully Buzz Kool Aid, devoted to the belief that their blue collar billionaire hero was elected by the deep state and that the deep state is now out to get him and they won’t let them.
“Lock us up! Lock us up!”
“Trump is the idiot’s idea of what a rich guy should be” — Brooklyn Dad Defiant
Trump’s 2020 campaign is selling Pencil Neck Adam Schiff t-shirts because that’s what people who drink Bully Buzz think is funny.
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