Lord of the Flies — King of the MAGAts

The vice presidential debate between Kamala Harris and Mike Pence was a traditional debate where Kamala used her time not to punch Mike Pence in the balls on national TV but to introduce herself and cover all of the Democratic talking points to the millions who are just tuning in. Mike Pence was his usual insincere creepy monotone holier than thou self. He used his time to lie about everything and defend the indefensible — Trump. Kamala spoke to the American people and Pence spoke to Trump. After Kamala called Pence and Trump out for failing the country on the coronavirus, Pence told her, “Stop playing politics with people’s lives!” The winner of the debate was the fly that landed on Pence’s head and stayed there for 2 minutes. People were distracted by that instead of his gunky red eye (pink eye is a symptom of coronavirus.) That’s all anybody could talk about after the debate. Mike Pence — Lord of the Flies and King of the MAGAts.

The takeaway from the debate was Pence and Trump take no responsibility for anything and China is bad. Pence talked over and interrupted his female opponent and the female moderator until the end when the real woman took the stage. Mother showed up without a mask.

The Biden campaign capitalized on the fly by taking a meme someone made in record time of Joe holding a fly swatter and turning it into an ad asking people to chip in five bucks.

The clip of Obama sitting for an interview and killing a fly with his bare hands turned up again.

Trump squeeled, I’M SUPERFLY!!!!!!!!

“If that fly laid eggs in Pence’s hair he better carry them to full term.” — The Salty Liberal

“When watching the debate, there’s only one thing to consider. Sen. Harris will need a plexiglass shield to protect herself from the head of the Coronavirus Task Force.” — Rob Reiner

“She can come out in a giant hamster ball. It wouldn’t change the fact that all she has to do with every question is say you let your boss get sick. The POTUS is sick because of you. You’re supposed to be the czar.” — Jason Johnson

Earlier in the day, the White House released a video of Trump, without a mask again, saying he feels great and that getting the virus was a blessing because he got to experience a miracle cure. He has the cure! Dead babies! The drug he’s taking, Regeneron, was developed through human embryonic stem cell and fetal tissue research. It’s a miracle!

He “worked” in the Oval Office when he should have been in bed because he’s so contagious. Oh to be a fly on the wall in the Oval Office except no self respecting fly would ever go into a disease infected room with Trump in it.

Speaker Pelosi said on national television, “I wouldn’t go anywhere near the White House. It’s one of the most dangerous places in the country both in terms of the assault that it makes on truth as well as health.”

Pence is planning on doing a MAGA rally at the infamous Villages retirement community in South Florida in 2 days.

The assistant commandant of the Marine Corps has tested positive.

The head of White House security office is gravely ill and in the hospital.

Several staffers from Colorado Republican Congressman Doug Lamborn’s office have tested positive. No contract tracing allowed and they were told not to tell their roommates that they had it. The congressman refuses to get tested himself.

Fox News is talking about Hillary Clinton. Shoo fly.

Fox News talking head, advisor to the Trump campaign, and pasty, pudgy, puffy, putzy gadfly, Harlan Hill tweeted: Kamala Harris comes off as such an insufferable lying bitch. Sorry, it’s just true.

5.5 million people have voted early so far. That’s a 640% increase from 2016.

26 days until we get to vote. Fly to the polls!

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