Losing It

During the fourth Democratic debate last night, Trump tweeted this: The cages for kids were built by the Obama Administration in 2014. He had the policy of child separation. I ended it even as I realized that more families would then come to the Border!

Cages for kids. Not my fault. The man is totally losing it.

When asked about immigration during the debate, Julian Castro, who has the best and strongest plan on immigration reform, said that the question was a right wing talking point and that he wouldn’t take the bait. He wasn’t about to lose to the repugs.

“Why can’t we use thoughts and prayers to protect the border? It’s what we use to protect our schools.” — Travis Allen

Also during the debate, the White House announced that Trump spoke to Putin on the phone earlier in the day. They discussed 15,000 square miles of wildfires in Siberia and trade between the two countries. They didn’t talk about the demonstrations in Russia where Putin had 1,000 peaceful protesters arrested for defying him or how the Democrats announced impeachment proceedings against Trump last week.

Unlike the Republicans, Democrats aren’t afraid of Trump. Kamala Harris calls him a predator and is ready to kick his ass to the slammer. Kirsten Gillibrand says the first thing she’ll do as president is Clorox the White House, and Cory Booker says IMPEACH!

“I’m not scared of this President. This is a guy who was working on Season 7 of ‘Celebrity Apprentice’ when I was driving armored vehicles outside the wire in Afghanistan. I am not afraid to take him on.” — Pete Buttigieg

“White men on stage: We need to all come together as a nation to work with Republicans to get things done. Elizabeth Warren: I will bathe in the blood of Mitch McConnell and use his skull as a pint glass.” — Barnacle Head, Esq.

More Republicans are “retiring.” The GOP is losing and they know it. The die hards are doing their best to re-invent themselves while trying to balance themselves on floating pieces of dead wood.

“Again. All you Never Trump ‘former’ Republicans giving Democrats advice on the TV……..We get it. You’d like to recreate the Dem Party in the image of the Republican Party you abandoned. Thanks. But we got this. Go fix your own party. The one Trump broke.” — Ron Asher

Moscow Mitch hasn’t voted on any House bills (over 100), but he sure has been busy getting conservative judges pushed through. He confirmed only 18 Obama district judges in 2 years but wants to confirm 19 Trump district judges with lifetime appointments in ONE WEEK.

Moscow Mitch is still very upset that #moscowmitch is trending.

People want to know how Moscow Mitch’s net worth increased by $24 million in ten years.

Kentucky Democrats are fundraising by selling Moscow Mitch merchandise. The party is launching a Moscow Mitch webstore that sells red t-shirts depicting Mitch the Bitch in a Russian hat.

Trump is demanding that the Washington Post apologize for calling Moscow Mitch a Russian asset.

More on the Jeffrey Epstein freak show — Epstein was known to have surrounded himself with brilliant scientists who he would give money to for their research. Then he would get them all together, and holding money over their heads, would propose crackpot nationalistic ideas such as improving the gene pool by impregnating 20 women at a time at his New Mexico ranch to seed the human race with his superior DNA. He also wanted to have his head and penis frozen after he died.

If the Jeffrey Epstein case is typical, it will start in September, just in time for the public to find out how much Trump is wrapped up in sex trafficking of young girls.

He’s doing his 60th MAGA rally tonight because he’s a loser who needs to be adored by uneducated hate filled racists to feel like a winner.

Latest count for impeachment in the House — 118 Democrats are a yes. That’s now over half.

Impeachment was designed by the founding fathers with Trump in mind. Use it before America loses it.

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