Made in India
Trump’s wet dream finally came true. A rally, just for him, with tens of thousands of people. It was the biggest one ever! No, really! After getting the red carpet treatment and driving streets lined with adoring admirers, Trump got to address the biggest rally ever in INDIA!
“I’ve made it!”
Roads were cleared of undesirable beggars and the poor selling whatever they could to stay alive and walls were erected to hide the truth so Trump could drive the streets of Ahmedabad and not be subjected to the dark side of humanity, just like home. Namaste, Trump!
Trump and Melania got their picture taken at the Taj Majal. “I built that,” Trump thought to himself as wild monkeys peered from atop of walls, ready to rip his face off. Wild wall monkeys. Get those monkeys out of here! No, not the Trumps! The actual monkeys!
Prime Minister Narendra Modi of India knows how to work it. He put the whole Indian MAGA rally together to show the world that these 2 leaders are BFFs. Trump lapped it up. This is more like it. They love me. They really love me. I deserve this. This is how you treat a president. “We will always remember this remarkable hospitality,” he said. “We will remember it forever.”
Trump tweeted in Hindi. He thinks people think he can speak Hindi. It’s Google translate and everybody knows it. Even the MAGAs in India know it.
Trump owns the most properties outside of the US in India. There’s a Trump Tower Mumbai.
The Dow Jones fell nearly 900 points at the open amid fears of the coronavirus. Trump will say it never happened, cough, wipe his nose and then shake Prime Minister Narendra Modi’s hand and the crowd will go crazy!
Justice Sotomayor has a warning for Americans. She says her colleagues are all in for Trump. The Trump Administration is skipping over the federal judiciary and running straight to the Supreme Court to co-sign his bullshit. The Court has become Trump’s rubberstamp, thanks to Mitch McConnell, Republican senators, and rightwing activists. People should be more worked up about that than the Democratic primary. Trump is the enemy. Not Bernie. Or Elizabeth. Or Mike Bloomberg.
Wife of Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas, activist Ginni Thomas, is planning a new conservative supergroup to “protect President Trump.”
Clint Eastwood endorsed Mike Bloomberg. What’s worse? Republican Grandpa yelling at an empty chair or endorsing a Democrat over Trump?
Trump is not the president of all people — just MAGAs, rich people, Republican members of Congress, and now apparently Indians.
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