MAGA is in Charge

Spike Dolomite
4 min readNov 26, 2024

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Special Counsel Jack Smith has filed motions to dismiss both the January 6 insurrection case and the Mar-a- Lago espionage case. It’s over. Trump got away with attempting a coup and stealing classified docs that were possibly sold to our enemies. His lifetime career of grifting, conning and criming goes on. He conquered America and will soon conquer the world, with Putin’s help.

MAGA is already in charge.

Trump named his personal attorney, Pam Bondi, as his new attorney general pick. In 2013, while she was the attorney general of Florida she received a $25,000 donation from Trump — while Bondi was deciding whether to take legal action against Trump University. Bondi eventually decided not to pursue action. After that, she was on Trump’s impeachment team. Both of his picks for attorney general are out of Florida. Does he owe somebody something? Come hell or high water (over Florida due to global warming that MAGA ignores), Trump is going to get a friend seated to be the top cop of America so MAGA can be in charge.

Congresswoman Nancy Mace, who is obsessed with getting as much publicity, good or bad, as she can get, has chosen keeping the Capitol’s bathrooms free of all transgender persons. She is attacking a brand new congresswoman, Sarah McBride, who happens to be trans, by using the hot button issue of removing transgenders from public life as her latest mission. “It is offensive that a man in a skirt thinks that he’s my equal. He’s forcing his genitals into women’s restrooms.” Sarah knew she would be used this way eventually and is poised and ready. She’s taking the high road by not feeding into the bullshit. She had already made arrangements to not pee where Nancy Mace and MAGA congregate — in shit holes.

Nancy Mace would be cool if Sarah McBride was a boy and raped a teenager because MAGA loves men who are in charge.

RFK, Jr totally gets how MAGA got to be in charge. He has been caught on tape bashing Trump and MAGA. “The way that you build a truly viscous nationalist movement is to win a small core group of belligerent idiots surrounded by a much larger group of opportunists and spineless fellow travelers whose primary function is to turn a blind eye to things. We might not have many outright Nazis, but we have plenty of cowards and boot lookers and once those flesh eating dominoes start tumbling into the Trump camp the game is up.”

The Texas land commissioner has offered Trump a bunch of land to build deportation camps on and they can’t wait. MAGA IS IN CHARGE!

What’s MAGA going to do when grocery and restaurant prices go up after 40% of the agricultural workforce gets deported?

Boris Epshteyn, one of the cringey low life attorneys that was part of helping Trump incite an insurrection, has been found taking “fees” in exchange for recommending potential appointees for administration jobs. In one case, he sought $40,000 a month to “promote” a candidate. MAGA is in charge!

A MAGA mom in Forest Lake, Minnesota went to a school board meeting and stood up during public comment to say that the word “retard” should be allowed to be used in schools because MAGA is in charge.

Walmart, the world’s largest retailer, is rolling back its diversity, equity and inclusion policies, joining a growing list of major corporations that have done the same after coming under attack by MAGA.

MAGA is in charge.

Abortion rates were expected to drop after Roe was overturned. Instead, they rose — and birth rates fell because MAGA is in charge.

President-elect Donald Trump said he plans to institute tariffs of 25% on all products imported from Canada and Mexico, and 10% on those from China. So now the three countries will retaliate by charging tariffs on the stuff we sell them. Prices on everything will go up because MAGA is so stupid they believed that inflation, which was going down faster than any other country in the post COVID world, was all Bidens’s fault, and that a man who has been through 6 bankruptcies should be in charge of the economy. Global inflation was Trump’s fault because he made the pandemic worse, but whatever, MAGA is in charge!

At least 30 senior appointees by Trump have worked at Fox, the media entity that led the charge to completely brainwash a big enough portion of the electorate to put Trump in charge, AGAIN.

Trump plans to assemble investigative teams to look into the 2020 election. He’s going to rewrite history and go after his enemies. Look out……MAGA is in charge.

For the first time in history, the peaceful transfer of power in America is being handed over to fascism and chaos.

MAGA is in charge.

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Spike Dolomite
Spike Dolomite

Written by Spike Dolomite

Daily Crime Report - recounts of Trump and the Republicans’ daily disasters, with puns. Read them all in quarterly reports in The Treason Chronicles on Kindle.

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