MAGA Rehab

Spike Dolomite
4 min readSep 6, 2022

Trump’s MAGA judge, newbie Aileen Cannon, granted Trump’s wish. He gets a special master to decide whether or not executive and other privileges will be the excuse he needs for taking classified and top secret documents and stashing them at his private club. He does not have any privileges because he’s not president anymore plus HE STOLE THEM. Now Trump thinks he “won” and is demanding that he be reinstated as president. Trump’s MAGA judge has blocked the US government from proceeding with the investigation until a special master decides what to do. Both sides must present their picks for who they want to be special master by Friday. Trump’s picks ought to be good. Sidney Powell? John Eastman? Jeffrey Clark? Rudy can’t do it because he’s under federal investigation. Trump is so privileged and entitled he gets to pick his own judges to help him get out of espionage. Trump corruption is far and wide throughout the court system. Republicans picked the judges for four years and Trump signed off on them. They’re there for life.

A criminal spy appointed 3 of our Supreme Court justices.

Trump appointed Aileen Cannon in 2020. She didn’t have the experience or qualifications for the job other than she was a member of the Federalist Society which wants to turn America into an autocracy where Americans will be forced to live under Republican rule. She has had to have her job explained to her by lawyers in her own court, she’s so inept. She doesn’t have what it takes to be a federal judge but she’s protected by a very thick wall of immunities so there won’t be any repercussions for her interfering with this investigation so she must be scorned and mocked so she goes down in history as being a court jester in Trump’s kingdumb. If people keep talking about her she won’t be able to move up in her career because her incompetence will be known to all. She says she’ll rule later on whether or not Trump can get his stuff back. HIS stuff? It’s top secret and classified government stuff. The drug dealer wants his drugs back after a major drug bust and the judge says she’ll have to think about it.

“My worst fears were that Judge Cannon would use her court to thank Trump for her appointment AND maybe she’d channel Justice Kavanaugh on Executive Privilege. She did both. Worse: She treats Donald like he’s special, not just a citizen! She’s not done justice!” — John Dean (Nixon’s White House counsel who went to jail for him)

“Your reminder that Reality Winner swiped one document and was arrested immediately and spent four years in prison. One document. Four years. She didn’t get to pick her own rent-a-judge and she wasn’t allowed to fly around the country and hold hate rallies.” — Jeff Tiedrich

Which members of Congress knew Trump had the classified docs at Mar-a-Lago? Who among them have seen them themselves?

Americans are still paying the salaries of MAGA Republican congressmembers who tried to overthrow the government. 147 are on record for being election deniers. Some even know that Trump is a spy.

Trump being in possession of classified documents puts our allies in danger which will make them think twice about sharing intelligence with us in the future. The United States can’t be trusted because of Trump and the MAGA Republicans.

There are 20 candidates running for Secretary of State in November who are all election deniers. If they win they’ll never leave and will be able to make sure that only MAGA Republicans win in their states from now on. The election in November is our only shot at keeping them out of power. Vote against them.

After Republicans win, they’ll change the rules so they can stay in power. They’ve already started doing it. 30 state legislatures are in Republican control and many of them want to change the rules so that state legislatures choose the president. They’ll fix it so people can’t vote at all.

Most democracies around the world have failed or will fail. America is not guaranteed. We won’t make it through Trumpism without people voting against fascism (Republicans).

Now we know how easy it is for democracy to slip away.

Seeing how MAGAs were so easily duped and remained loyal to Trump throughout the pandemic even though he outright lied to their faces and KILLED THEM confirmed for the Russians and the Republicans that they had enough people who would accept totalitarianism. They’ll swallow any pill, drink any kool-aid, or inject any poison that Trump tells them to. Brain dead, rage filled zombies, intoxicated with delusions of their own greatness that were bestowed upon them at birth — they were born white.

People who have been dragged by someone they really care about who is an alcoholic or drug addict know first hand what it’s like to be fucked over by somebody like Trump. Anyone who has been lied to repeatedly, promised things that have never transpired, told they were crazy, and have been ripped off, physically hurt, insulted, yelled at, and blamed for stuff they didn’t do can tell you that addicts can’t be helped unless they want to help themselves so the best thing you can do for yourself and the addict is to let them go and be there when and if they ever straighten themselves out. It’s the same with MAGA Republicans. Cut them loose and vote them out. Love alone can’t fix them. They need MAGA rehab.

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Spike Dolomite

Daily Crime Report - recounts of Trump and the Republicans’ daily disasters, with puns. Read them all in quarterly reports in The Treason Chronicles on Kindle.