Man from la MAGA
Don Quixote Trump of La MAGA is rambling on and on about windmills again, “When the wind doesn’t blow, turn off the television darling,” he told a crowd of crazies. Meanwhile, Kellyanne Conjob’s husband, Sir George, continues to battle the mad knight with the Twitter sword.
Don Quixote Trump is saying now that he wants the Mueller report public, “Take my advice and live for a long, long time. Because the maddest thing a man can do in this life is to let himself die.” Trump didn’t really say that. He’s too dumb. The real Don Quixote said that.
Trump may be dumb and a real mental case, but he’s still got it when it comes to winning over the MAGAs with his never ending crazy talk. He knows that if he says he he supports transparency that the MAGAs will believe him and think that the report can’t hurt him. And thus, like Don Quixote, he will get his ass kicked but he’ll return to the inn believing it’s a castle and that he was triumphant in slaying the dragon.
Don Quixote Trump tried to take credit for John McCain’s funeral, of all things, while bashing him at the same time, “I gave him the kind of funeral that he wanted, which as president I had to approve…….I don’t care about this. I didn’t get a thank you. That’s OK. We sent him on the way, but I wasn’t a fan of John McCain.”
When Mark Salter, a speechwriter for John McCain, was asked to comment on Trump’s insane rant he said he wasn’t qualified to do that — “I’m not a child psychologist.”
Rod Rosenstein is staying on which means that Don Quixote Trump is going to get right back on his half dead mule and ride off into the sunset looking for MAGA adventures, muttering “No collusion, no collusion” until Rod Rosenstein finds him.
Four of Trump’s top aides have been investigated as unregistered foreign agents and that’s not even news because Don Quixote is a really long book. It takes forever to get through it.
Devin Nunes’ Cow has 565K followers.
Devin Nunes, Don Quixote Trump’s Sancho Panza, is going to beat the first amendment. “Sorry you just don’t get to defame politicians and put it out on Twitter anymore. I mean, you can do it. But I’m gonna come after you.” Sancho Panza is going to get his ass kicked too, but for now, he is Don’s knight in shining armor.
Republican hypocrite fun fact: Sancho Panza may want to slay the tweeters for making fun of him but since he said in 2010 that protesters who yelled the “n-word” at Congressman John Lewis were within their right to do so, that might come back and bite him on his pasty white ass. “I think people have every right to say what they want. If they wanna smear someone, they can do it.”
If protesters wanna moo you, they can do it.
Don’t moo, vote!
Ronald Reagan’s daughter, Patti Davis, is calling out the GOP for assaulting the constitution and not standing up to Trump. That’s really saying something because Patti Davis is no damsel in distress.
New Zealand biker gangs are going to stand guard outside of mosques for the first Friday prayer service since the massacre. Even New Zealand’s bikers are better than our bikers.
“For neither good nor evil can last for ever; and so it follows that as evil has lasted a long time, good must now be close at hand.” Miguel de Cervantes, Don Quixote
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