Mega MAGA Disaster
Trump is going to sign a mega executive order to protect public statues from protesters — “Numerous people are in jail….We are looking at long term jail sentences for these vandals and these hoodlums and these anarchists and agitators…. If the states can’t handle it, we are willing and able to help.”
Um, defacing public property is already against the law and you can get arrested if you do it. He’s taking credit for a current law in a tweet: I have authorized the Federal Government to arrest anyone who vandalizes or destroys any monument, statue or other such Federal property in the U.S. with up to 10 years in prison, per the Veteran’s Memorial Preservation Act, or such other laws that may be pertinent.
People tried to tear down a statue of mega racist president Andrew Jackson last night, outside of the WHITE House. Andrew Jackson was a slave owner who “relocated” 60,000 Native Americans via the Trail of Tears. 4,000 people were killed by exposure, disease and starvation. Trump has a portrait of him hanging in the Oval Office because Trump is a mega MAGA racist.
While he’s on a mega executive order roll, he’s going to freeze new visas for foreign workers for 6 months, not because he’s a racist fuck who hopes this will get him some more MAGA votes, but because he wants to “preserve American jobs” during a pandemic that doesn’t exist if you don’t test for it.
Mega dick Moscow Mitch blew off a question about Trump calling the coronavirus the Kung Flu. It doesn’t bother Mitch at all if the president of the United States uses racial slurs during public speeches, even slurs that miight insult his Taiwanese wife.
What Trump is not tweeting about: 2.3 million Americans with the coronavirus and 120,000 dead, 40 million people out of work, or Black Lives Matter.
White House staffers spent all day yesterday telling people that Trump was just joking when he said that he asked his people to not test as much for the coronavirus so he could look better. He undid all of their hard work by saying, “I don’t kid,” and tweeted: Cases are going up in the U.S. because we are testing far more than any other country, and ever expanding. With smaller testing we would show fewer cases!
Coronavirus update from a couple of mega fucked up states: Florida has surpassed 100,000 coronavirus cases. Governor DeSantis changed guidelines for ICU reporting so hospitals can’t report the actual total number of coronavirus patients in ICU beds. They’re only allowed to let the public know about the half dead people taking up beds (DeSantis calls his state, “God’s waiting room” because so many old people live there.) In Texas, the governor announced that the number of cases and hospital admissions have doubled but he’s going to go ahead and ignore that and maybe do something about it if it doubles again because all he cares about is making mega millions.
The winner of the most fucked up state is ARIZONA! Their coronavirus numbers are surging. They’re running out of beds and ventilators and have had to send very sick people home, just like what happened in New York City. Today in Phoenix, a megachurch that seats 3,000 is hosting the Students for Trump rally. Their lead pastor is very excited about getting to do a Sermon on the Amount after the MAGA god blesses their venue with 3,000 new potential tithers and all that media attention. He reassured them all that they invested in a coronavirus mega killing machine. He even made a video. He took it down after he found out that they wasted their money and that people can get the coronavirus by coming to his mega church anyway (make sure you take one of our mega brochures before you leave and come back this Sunday!) Governor Doug Ducey and Senator Martha McSally will be there. To celebrate, Mega MAGA Martha has proposed that the federal government give taxpayers $4,000 each to go on vacation. That’s right! Come to Arizona, the mega MAGA state!
Arizona’s current state motto is Ditat Deus. It means “God Enriches.”
Trump has normalized government corruption, conspiring with a foreign enemy, a criminal presidency and administration, totalitarianism, racism, and pandemic deaths.
Trump is a mango-colored, mother-fucking, maggot-infested, mega MAGA disaster.
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