Memorial Day in Japan

Spike Dolomite
3 min readMay 28, 2019

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The president of the United States spent Memorial Day weekend in Japan where he watched sumo wrestling, made an ass out of himself and blew off the Unknown Soldier.

Trump wished the Japanese military a happy Memorial Day in a speech.

He spent Memorial Day with the Japanese who bombed Pearl Harbor and got us into WWII. Pearl Harbor. Sounds like an ideal spot for a Trump Resort.

While he was in Japan, Trump said publicly that he’s not “personally” bothered by North Korea missile tests. Japan is very bothered by it.

Also while in Japan Trump announced that we’ll be going to Mars very, very soon and that Japan is going to go with us. The Japanese are very polite but how could they not just laugh in that fat fuck’s face?

Sarah Huckabee Sanders was in Japan with Dear Leader Trump. She did her first Meet the Press interview from Tokyo and reiterated that Trump and Kim Jong-un both agree that Joe Biden is a “low IQ individual.”

Obama bowed to the emperor when he was in Japan and the Republicans went nuts. Trump bowed to a sumo wrestler and it’s just another day at the office.

4,486 troops died in the Iraq War. Vice President Dick Cheney’s company, Halliburton, made $39.5 billion off of the war. His Satan spawn daughter, Liz, a US congresswoman, was out there drilling down on deep state bullshit on national television this weekend, saying that top law enforcement officials are guilty of a coup and treason for investigating Trump.

Conservatives burned The Dixie Chicks’ records after they criticized Bush for starting an illegal war while on foreign soil. They have no problem at all with the daughter of his vice president trashing the FBI. Nor do they mind if the president sides with dictators while on foreign soil.

Trump throws the word, “treason” around a lot. It’s like “uh,” “um,” or “disgrace.”

Trump’s definition of “treason” is anybody or anything that pisses him off.

The Constitution defines “treason” as providing aid and comfort to an enemy during a time of war. Russia attacked us. We’re in a cyber war. Trump has met with Putin 5 times in private and demonstrates his loyalty to Russia over the United States on a regular basis. That’s treason.

Technically, the Korean War never ended. Trump meeting with the dictator of North Korea, in North Korea, in private, is another treasonous offense.

Just try the guy for treason and let’s get this over with already.

On Memorial Day weekend, Steve Bannon took over the Go Fund Me page for Trump’s wall and had 1 mile of it built along the border. He went rogue and gave the contract to a GOP donor to build it on behalf of the United States government.

A new Pew research poll says that Americans rank Barack Obama as the best president of their lifetimes.

Barack Obama would never wish the Japanese military a happy Memorial Day and he would never have forgotten the Unknown Soldier.

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Spike Dolomite
Spike Dolomite

Written by Spike Dolomite

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