Mocking Birds

Putin’s military has killed over 70 children since the start of the war. Trump’s buddy, Russian Foreign Minister Sergey Lavrov “mistakenly” claimed that Russia “did not attack” Ukraine. He also said that the West is behaving dangerously and that the EU is violating its own contract by giving Ukraine weapons. Republican Senator Tom Cotton is using the war in Ukraine to rebrand himself and move away from being a Trump ass kisser. He says Russia will attack the US so you know what that means……the US needs the Republicans because war is their jam!

Wall Street banks JP Morgan Chase and Goldman Sachs have left Russia but Trump’s bank, Deutsche Bank is staying because it’s “not practical” to leave.

Trump went on Hannity’s show last night and it didn’t go well. No matter what Hannity did to direct him into following his lead and using the new talking points about dictators being bad, Trump kept stepping in it. He said Putin told him he wouldn’t invade Ukraine as long as he was in office. If he had, he would have nuked them. When Hannity asked Trump about his relationships with dictators around the world, Trump said, “I got along with these people. I got along with them well…I understood them. And perhaps they understood me. Maybe they understood me even better. That’s okay.”

The Russian Defense Ministry is lying to people about America putting a deadly agent in birds and setting them loose in Russia so they can fly over and kill them by pooping poison on their heads. People believe it because they have been brainwashed with government propaganda all their lives through state TV. It’s the same in America, but gullible brainwashed MAGAs tune in to Fox and Q voluntarily.

Speaking of birds, people who live and work in Washington DC have been flipping a lot of them this week as the gas guzzling People’s Convoy has been going round and round the Beltway, honking and protesting things that don’t exist. Georgia Republican candidate Mike Collins took the opportunity to roll up in his own big rig like Alabama Republican candidate Roy Moore did with his horse. Ted Cruz got to sit up front and wave. One trucker said birds were flying everywhere. Shit, too. Why do birds suddenly appear every time Ted Cruz is near?

Trump is asking his bird brain cult followers to give him money to buy him a new airplane and they’re doing it. He’s calling it Trump Force One so he can pretend he’s still president. The plane he has now had to make an emergency landing and since he’s not a billionaire he’s doing a Go Fund Me to raise money for a new jet.

Republican rookie Congressman Madison Cawthorn is grabbing headlines again this week. He got arrested for driving with a revoked license, his third offense. He called Zelensky a “thug,” and the Ukrainian government “incredibly evil,” forcing the establishment repugs to have to publicly respond which they avoid doing. By saying something so dangerous and stupid he’s giving a good portion of the world the idea that he speaks on behalf of the US government. The only people who pay close attention to American politics know what a freaking idiot he is, but everybody else doesn’t. Lindsey Graham tried to brush him off as part of the extreme right of their party and equated him with the far out lefties in the Democratic party. Not the same, Lindsey. Not even close. Anybody on the far left is much more easily understood by Europeans than the GOP’s gun toting, democracy defying, semi-literate goons.

Semi-literate goon Marjorie Taylor Greene wasn’t kidding when she said that Nancy Pelosi took her entire paycheck in fines for not wearing a mask on the House floor. A judge sided with Nancy and the mask mandate. Most people can barely survive on the paycheck they get so they sure as hell couldn’t afford to live without it. How many people can afford to lose $174,000 a year? People who are already rich and don’t need to work.

Sidney Powell has been paying for the Oath Keepers’ legal defense through the PAC she created in December of 2020, “Defending the Republic,” which is currently under federal criminal investigation. She has raised almost $15 million. Mike Flynn and his brother are two of the directors. Mike Flynn appeared before the Select Committee yesterday and pleaded the fifth.

The RNC is suing the Select Committee to block them from getting their fundraising information. The committee wants to see the emails that were sent out before the insurrection to find out who was in on it and how the insurrection was paid for.

The latest count of insurrectionist arrests: 770.

Some Republicans don’t want to send aid to Ukraine unless we send money to the border to fight the Mexicans. Others are using Russia as a chance to rebrand like Tom Cotton and make a come back as a war hawk. Let’s get em! Forget everything I said about Trump and Putin for the past 5 years. Let’s bomb the shit out of them! More money for the military! USA! USA!

While everybody in the Republican Party (except for Liz Cheney, Adam Kinzinger and Mitt Romney) are praying to Republican Jesus and begging him to get them out of the current treasonous shit they’re in, the Democrats are saluting science and everybody who showed up to vote for them and are getting shit done. Take a moment and thank the fates and everybody who worked so hard to save democracy by getting people out to vote because the Democrats are in charge now. Everybody handling all things war related know what they’re doing, the Justice Department is quietly prosecuting the greatest crime against the Republic without a single leak, the Select Committee is working their asses off to investigate how the attempted coup happened so Congress can write laws so it never happens again, Dems in the House and Senate are breathing a sigh of relief now that America is on the right track with covid thanks to the vaccine, and they’re are letting their constituents know how their districts are benefitting from the infrastructure bill. And at long last, they are confronting systemic racism and America’s dark past. Birds of this feather are sticking together. Mock them and you’ll never get that poop out of your hair.

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