Monday Monday
It’s Maelstrom Monday! Michael Cohen goes to jail, the un-redacted Mueller report is due, Trump’s personal taxes are due (3rd deadline), and Trump will award the Presidential Medal of Freedom to golfing body Tiger Woods.
It’s Mandate Monday! Congress wants to know what’s hidden in Trump’s taxes and the un-redacted report. They have the power to mandate, but they won’t get either because the country is being run by a crime family, a burgeoning criminal criminal justice system, oligarchs, and the Republican party.
It’s Money Money Money Mnuchin Monday! Trump’s Treasury Secretary and Wall Street criminal, Steve Mnuchin, is supposed to turn over Trump’s personal taxes today for the third time but he won’t because mandates mean nothing to him or the 1%.
It’s Magnate Monday! Dollars and rubles fill board rooms, Trump’s hotel rooms, and rooms occupied by Republicans on Capitol Hill.
It’s Macromania Macrophobia Monday! Trump retweeted a tweet by Jerry Falwell, suggesting that his term be extended another 2 years because he lost 2 years because of the witch hunt. He was robbed. He blamed the Democrats who had zero power since the Republicans controlled both houses of Congress and the White House, but that doesn’t matter. His base believes it.
It’s Money Back Monday! America would like all of the money it has spent on golf, personal travel, putting Trump and his entourage up at his own hotels, and extra security duty for Trump’s grifter family (especially Melania who didn’t want to live in the White House for the first 6 months.) Oh hell, America would just like the last 2 years back.
It’s MAGA Monday! Every day is MAGA Monday for Trump groupies. Like Groundhog Day, they can’t see Trump’s shadow.
It’s Malevolent Monday! Fertilized eggs are people but moms who walked their children 2,000 miles are not.
It’s Murder Monday! A man went out for a walk with his girlfriend in Jackson, Mississippi. She pissed him off so he pulled out his gun and shot her a few times. He killed her because he WAS PACKING HEAT AND GOT MAD AT HIS GIRLFRIEND AND TOOK OUT HIS GUN THAT WAS CONVENIENTLY LOCATED ON HIS PERSON AND SHOT HER.
It’s Macabre Monday! A 12 year old kid shot and killed his 10 year old brother in Texas and is being charged for murder, a month after a 4 year old shot and killed his 6 year old sister while waiting in a car outside their house in Georgia because GUNS ARE FUCKING EVERYWHERE.
It’s Manic Monday! WHAT THE FUCK? Trump is president. Guns are everywhere. Kids are killing each other. The top cop in America is protecting the crime boss in the Oval Office. The administration and Republicans are defying Congress and the constitution because, because, because…….WHAT THE FUCK?
It’s Monday, 2 days after Barack Obama had a street renamed after him in Los Angeles.
It’s Metaphor Monday. The Highway to Hell is being renamed after Trump.
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