Mug Shot to Getting Shot
Trump was shot several minutes into his MAGA rally in deep red Butler, Pennsylvania, 2 days before the Republican National Convention. Shots were heard then the Secret Service rushed the stage. Trump emerged with blood on the right side of his head, doing a fist pump in the air mouthing “FIGHT!” (what did he mean by “fight?”). Because he’s such a bullshitter and jealous of Biden getting all of the attention for a couple of weeks, people were skeptical at first because people wouldn’t put it past him to fake an assassination attempt for ratings. If he was shot for real, the shooter was a bad shot but a genius for getting past the Secret Service.
The shooter took aim from a roof top 300 yards away. He nicked Trump’s ear but hit three people in the bleachers, one died.
The shooter was a local, 20 year old kid wearing a Demolition Ranch t-shirt. Demolition Ranch is a gun nut YouTube channel. He was a registered Republican. The shooter was one of them. MAGAs don’t have the emotional or intellectual ability to process that one of their own just tried to shoot their leader so nobody knows what to expect next.
The shooter got shot and now he’s dead. Explosives were found in his car. He used his dad’s AR-15 weapon, the kind cops are afraid of and politicians protect.
Biden did a press conference and condemned the violence. He flew back to Washington and called Trump. His campaign halted his political advertising.
It took the Secret Service 37 seconds to get him off the stage and into the bullet proof car. They’re trained to do it in 10 seconds but Trump wanted to get the money shot with his a fist pump, bloody ear, and the American flag waving in the background, and he wanted to put his shoes on. They’re not supposed to let anybody boss them around or let the one they’re protecting re-expose themself after getting shot. They’re supposed to crush him in order to keep him safe, break bones if they have to, and get him the hell out of danger in speeding bullet time (no pun intended). They escorted him to the bullet proof SUV exposed.
The fist pump photo with the bloody ear and flag will be the campaign image going forward.
Trump will milk this until November.
Watch him try and claim that the FBI, deep state, or Biden tried to assassinate him.
The media will finally get off of Biden being old so it can talk about Trump getting shot at 24/7 and Trump will love every minute of it. Big tough martyr! Trump will be bragging that nothing or nobody can take him down. He’s Superman. He’ll be bragging about how big his bullet was. Nobody has ever seen a bigger bullet than my bullet and it missed me because I’m so tough and strong and smart. My bullet was bigger and better than Lincoln and JFK’s.
He wasn’t actually shot. He was nicked. 3 MAGAs in the stands behind him were actually shot.
People didn’t run like during a normal mass shooting. They sat in their seats and took video and pictures with their phones. Is that because MAGAs are so mesmerized by their cult leader that they’ve lost all common sense and couldn’t feel fear and run from danger? Or did they just stick around for the show? Did they not believe it because on some level they know that Trump is always putting on some king of show so stick around and see what happens next. The Men in Black who guarded the black SUV after Trump got inside were women. Cue: Here come the women in black, pageantry defenders.
Did anyone yell, “Donald, duck!”
Nobody will be talking about Project 2025 anymore……
The campaign photo of him with fist in the air with blood on his ear in front of the American flag? Couldn’t have set it up any better than if it was staged. They got the shot (no pun intended).
This was the ultimate Trump performance. Now people will vote for Trump BECAUSE he was shot. He’s invincible! He’s tough!
The media and everybody interviewed said over and over that we need to stop with the violent rhetoric. Who is “we”? Trump, the Republicans and MAGA are the ones using violent rhetoric. Democrats are soft, sissy, cry baby, woke hippies, remember? “We” does not mean “we” as the whole country. We means them.
Trump and the MAGAs made fun of Paul Pelosi. Go ahead and make fun of Trump.
We have now officially entered the political violence stage of the Trump era.
Now the Republicans won’t be nominating a convicted felon this week, they’ll be nominating Superman.
