Mugshots Round 2

Spike Dolomite
3 min readAug 24, 2023

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6 new MAGAs were booked at the Fulton County Jail and got their mugshots taken. They are Rudy Giuliani, Sidney Powell, Kenneth Chesebro, Jenna Ellis, Cathy Latham, and Ray Smith.

Rudy tried to make his arrest about the Constitution. If they can do this to America’s mayor, they can do it to you. Before flying to Georgia he said, “I’m going to Georgia and I’m feeling very, very good about it because I feel like I’m defending the rights of all Americans.” Rudy’s bond was $150,000. Trump says he’s going to hold a fundraiser for Rudy — a $100,000 plate dinner at his club in New Jersey. Trump is not going to give the money he raises for Rudy to Rudy.

MAGAs are now creating their own fake mugshots in “solidarity” with Trump and his co-defendants. They’re using the Fulton County Jail logo as a backdrop. If the red hat doesn’t give these idiots away, their profile pics will.

Jack Smith has millions of emails between the Secret Service and the Oath Keepers, including Stewart Rhodes who is serving his 18 year sentence right now. Members of the Secret Service are bad guys and Biden’s dogs know it. The younger one, Major, bites them. That’s probably why Biden hasn’t been sent home to Delaware to live. Major lets Biden know who the bad guys are.

The Republicans minus Trump had their first debate last night. When Biden was asked what his expectations from the debate were, he grinned and said, (wearing his aviator sunglasses while drinking a smoothie), “I have none.” Dark Brandon knew what to expect — nothing.

Fox wouldn’t let Matt Gaetz or Marjorie Taylor Greene in to see the debate. Marjorie called it “censorship.”

As expected, the moderators threw out the same old, same old questions. Debate watchers would die of alcohol poisoning if they did a shot every time one of them brought up George Soros, Hunter Biden, or Democrats killing babies. They pounded the same old talking points — late term abortions are common and supported by Democrats, climate change is a liberal hoax, and Hunter Biden Hunter Biden Hunter Biden (Hunter Biden was mentioned more than Trump.)

Trump was mentioned the first time an hour into the show. They went to a live shot of the Fulton County Jail as they went to a break. Moderator Bret Baier called Trump “the elephant not in the room.”

The elephant is getting weighed later today.

When asked for a show of hands of everyone who would still support Trump as the GOP nominee if he is convicted, all but 2 (Asa Hutchinson and Chris Christie) raised their hand. Hutchinson got booed when he said he thought Trump should be “morally disqualified” from being president again. “I’m not going to support somebody who is convicted of a serious felony.”

Vivek Ramaswamy called for everyone to commit to pardoning Trump if they won. He directed the question to Mike Pence - “Join me in pledging to pardon Trump on day one.” Pence answered,”When I’m president of the United States I’ll give fair consideration to any pardon request.”

The candidates were never asked whether they thought Trump really lost in 2020.

Every Republican on the debate stage is losing by more than 30 points to a twice impeached, four times indicted ex-president.

Bret Baier asked Tim Scott, “Senator Scott, are you bought and paid for?” Scott answered, “Absolutely.” Did he not hear the question correctly or was this the only honest answer anyone gave all night?

Trump boycotted the debate and Fox (he’s mad at Fox now, the network that made him and told him what to do while he pretended to be the president). He says he’s been treated very badly by Fox so he snubbed them and did a pre-recorded interview with Tucker Carlson instead. It was posted on social media during the debate. Tucker asked Trump, “First they protested you, then they tried to impeach you, now they’ve indicted you. Do you think they will try to kill you?” Trump’s answer was that “they” are savage animals and sick.

The second round of mug shots represents 9 MAGAs total. #10 is today — Trump himself.

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Spike Dolomite
Spike Dolomite

Written by Spike Dolomite

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