Namaste Ted
Qevin McCarthy dragged a few Republiqans down to the border to do a press conference to blame Democrats for their failed US immigration policies. Why? a) to give Tucker Carlson something to talk about, b) to scare the crap out of the GQP base that caravans full of rapists, drug addicts and murders are coming for them again, c) to deflect from the investigation into the Republiqans’ role in the insurrection, d) they want liberals to believe that they really give a shit about brown children, e) they want to blame Joe Biden for Trump’s humanitarian crisis, f) all of the above.
Ted Cruz is jealous that he wasn’t invited given his Mexican border expertise.
Qevin McCarthy is the most powerful Republiqan in the House. His time would be better spent using his awesome power to create new immigration policy but he doesn’t have any interest in that. He has no solutions and he really doesn’t care. He just wants to use his power to blame Biden. Meanwhile at Fox, “Biden’s Border Crisis” is a regular thing.
Ted Cruz says, “What about me?”
Republiqan hypocrite fun fact: Joe Biden doesn’t have a lot of existing options for the border crisis because Trump decimated the Department of Homeland Security. He has to start from scratch, like with covid, and unfortunately he’s been a little preoccupied with saving Americans from the Trump Plague.
Another Republiqan hypocrite fun fact: Covid relief is bipartisan at state and local levels but not in Washington because Republiqans have no interest in solving problems, serving or governing.
25% of House Republiqans have refused to get the vaccine.
Ron Johnson says the best immunity for covid is to have had it so he’s not going to get the vaccine. He thinks he’s already immune.
49% of white Republiqan men say they won’t be getting the vaccine. Bring on natural selection then and bring it on quick.
Ted Cruz says, “What about me?”
President Biden told Americans that there will be 100 million checks in pockets in the next 100 days. To pay for it, he is considering making the rich pay taxes, AT LONG LAST. He’s considering raising corporate income tax from 21% to 28%, raising the income tax rate on people earning over $400,000, expanding the estate tax, and raising the capital gains tax rate for people earning $1 million or more. Elizabeth Warren wants to go even further with a wealth tax, which would raise even more than the $2.1 trillion Biden has projected over the next 10 years. Robert Reich says this would mean the reign of Reaganomics would finally come to an end. Trickle down my ass.
Ted Cruz says, “Don’t look at me.”
Deb Haaland has been confirmed as Interior Secretary. Elizabeth Warren is thrilled because Deb Haaland can reset the relationship between the United States and tribal nations. Tribal nations are thrilled because at long last they’ll have representation in the US government.
The Vatican says it can’t bless gay marriage because it’s a sin. Pedophilia is OK, though.
Alex Vindman’s twin brother Yevgeny, who Trump fired at the same time he fired Alex out of spite, just got a promotion.
Ted Cruz says, “What about me?”
After QAnon terrorist Marjorie Taylor Greene stupidly called Guam a foreign land, Guam’s representative, Michael F. Q. San Nicolas (who sits in the same room with Marjorie Taylor Greene while the House conducts the People’s business) and uniformed members of the Guam National Guard paid her office a visit. She and her maskless staff left all of them standing in the hall for quite some time while they figured out where to hide Marjorie. Guam is located east of the Philippines in the Pacific Ocean and has been a US territory since 1898. There are 3 US military bases on the island. Its residents are US citizens. Marjorie is an idiot who couldn’t pass the immigrant nationalization test.
She’s not the only dumb ass in Congress. There are more. 4 years ago, former senator from dumb fuck Alabama and Trump’s first attorney general, Jeff Sessions, said of the federal judge in Hawaii who blocked Trump’s Muslim ban, “I really am amazed that a judge sitting on an island in the Pacific can issue an order that stops the President of the United States”.
Speaking of dumb fuck Alabama, yoga has been banned in Alabama public schools for decades but now the House has loosened up a little bit and passed a bill that says poses and stretches are acceptable but no chanting, mantras, or “namaste.”
Tucker Carlson isn’t having any namaste either. Namaste? What does that even mean? He is really on a roll, filling an hour with stupid, stupid stuff like bashing the vaccine (his boss, Rupert Murdoch jumped the line and got it as fast as he could in Europe), defending the Capitol rioters, being offended by the Grammys and the left’s obsession with Wet Ass Pussy, bashing women in the military and transgenders, and convincing his audience that the left invented cancel culture.
Ted Cruz wants the Marine Corps commandant to defend Tucker Carlson for bashing women in the military. Namaste, Ted.
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