Neck and Neck

Spike Dolomite
5 min readAug 29, 2020

Thousands of people gathered at the National Mall to commemorate the 57th anniversary of the March on Washington for a “Get Your Knee Off Our Necks” rally to demand criminal justice reform. George Floyd’s family and Jacob Blake’s family spoke. 57 years ago MLK spoke about his dream being his family be judged by their character and not their skin. George and Jacob’s families spoke about not being murdered by police as being a dream. Laura Ingraham said on her filthy racist Fox News show, “Did you hear that? They said revolution! They want a REVOLUTION!”

MAGAs and Republican politicians are glorifying murderer Kyle Rittenhouse as being a vigilante hero. Kyle has carried out their race war fantasy. Christians set up a Go Fund Me and raised $100,000 before the campaign got taken down. Kyle was charged with 2 counts of murder. Poor boy. Must have been bullied as a kid or has some sort of mental illness.

“A Black man was shot in the back by police in front of his kids, a Trump-inspired vigilante shot peaceful protestors and the propaganda network of the Republican Party is celebrating it. This. Is. Happening. Wake the fuck up people.” — Some guy on Twitter

Kyle Rittenhouse is a high school drop out living with his single mom. He grew up wanting to be a cop. His entire childhood has been steeped in gun nut culture thanks to his fucked up MAGA parents. He hit puberty when birtherism started and has wasted his teen years in front of a computer screen talking to and plotting with white supremacist terrorists. MAGA mom drove him and their guns and ammo in the car across the state line to go shoot liberals. He’s been charged with 2 counts of murder. The cop who shot Jacob Blake 7 times in the back on camera, Rusten Sheskey, has not been charged at all.

The police chief of Kenosha defended the cops letting Kyle leave the scene of a deadly shooting because he was only trying to help.

A racist video has surfaced from 2018 of the sheriff of Kenosha saying about Black people shoplifting, “Maybe what we’ve got to do is build warehouses and when they have perished in these buildings, we can turn them into something else. We have to get rid of these people.”

Trump is so happy that he will get to send more of his Secret Police into cities. He tweeted: Success: Since the National Guard moved into Kenosha, Wisconsin, two days ago, there has been NO FURTHER VIOLENCE, not even a small problem. When legally asked to help by local authorities, the Federal Government will act and quickly succeed. Are you listening Portland?

On a positive note, Hurricane Laura knocked over a Confederate statue in front of the courthouse in Louisiana, two weeks after Confederates voted to keep it up.

The NBA announced that every NBA basketball arena will become a 2020 voting location. There is plenty of space to keep people safe. Republicans say keep sports out of politics. Everybody else says this is what democracy looks like.

Trump wants to make everybody play ball while parents are getting notified that their kids’ teachers and classmates have tested positive for the coronavirus right after their kids were forced back to school. For others, school has re-zoomed and kindergarteners are crying in front of computer screens because this is pure hell for them. MAGA moms in the suburbs want their kids out of their hair and are pushing their kids into crowded spaces, “Don’t tread on me!”

Trump tweeted: Why would Suburban Women vote for Biden and the Democrats when Democrat run cities are now rampant with crime (and they aren’t asking the Federal Government for help) which could easily spread to the suburbs, and they will reconstitute, on steroids, their low income suburbs plan!

Trump has never even been to a suburb before. He’s only been to Manhattan, the White House, Mar-a-Lago, golf courses, and arenas and tarmacs on the campaign trail. When he talks about suburban housewives being over run and crowded out by Black people and immigrants he must be talking about the Real Housewives of West Palm Beach reality TV show.

Does Kyle Rittenhouse live in the suburbs?

Rand Paul claimed that he was “attacked” by a “mob” after he left Trump’s MAGA rally at the White House’s grand finale of the Trump National Convention. He tweeted about it and went on Fox News to cry about it. He had the cops escort him and his wife to their car so the mob wouldn’t kill them. He said the cops literally saved their lives and has called on the FBI to arrest the mob.

Nobody attacked him. The real story is Rand Paul got heckled on the street because he’s a dick.

A no neck dick.

There has been more outrage by MAGAs (who would never stick their necks out for anybody) over people yelling at Rand Paul, an elected official who deserves to be yelled at every day, then unarmed black people getting shot and killed by the police or Kyle Rittenhouse going on a vigilante man hunt egged on by a neckless, angry mob.

66 days until we get to vote.

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Spike Dolomite

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