Neener Neener Neener Neener

Spike Dolomite
4 min readMay 27, 2020


Trump’s Justice Department dropped its investigation into insider trading involving 3 senators. Just like that.

The Navajo Nation in New Mexico has surpassed New York in coronavirus cases. South Korea has sent 5,000 pounds of supplies, including PPE, to the Navajo Nation because the federal government is totally useless.

Trump threw seniors a bone by bragging about lowering insulin costs. “I don’t use insulin. Should I be? I never thought about it.”

There is no campaign strategy to defeat Joe Biden other than neener neener neener. Trump tweeted this morning: Joe Biden’s handling of the H1N1 Swine Flu was a complete and total disaster. Even polls on the matter were terrible!

Trump’s new girl, Kay-lie McEnany, says it’s a bit peculiar that Joe Biden sits in his basement with his wife without wearing a mask but when he goes outside and is socially distant, he wears one. “I think that there is a discrepancy there.”


Trump denied criticizing Biden for wearing a mask and then immediately criticized the masked reporter who asked the question. He told him to take it off and the reporter said he would just talk louder. “You want to be politically correct, go ahead.”

Trump has managed to turn wearing a mask into a political statement, separating the winners (Trump supporters not wearing a mask) from the losers (liberals wearing a mask) making the Trump Plague even more deadly.

Trump won’t wear a mask because it doesn’t make him look manly. Trump wears make up.

4 Minneapolis cops have been fired for pinning an unarmed black man, George Floyd, down with a knee and choking him to death. People took to the streets to protest his murder and the cops hit them with tear gas and rubber bullets. Cops didn’t do a damn thing when armed white men stormed the capitol a few miles away to threaten legislators, the governor and them. They just stood there. Gun nuts were like, neener, neener, neener.

Colin Kaepernick got black balled from playing in the NFL for taking a knee. George Floyd was killed with one.

#alllivesmatter is trending again. That always happens when black people protest the police for murdering a black man.

For the first time since Trump started lying and rage tweeting on Twitter as president, Twitter has fact checked him and posted a warning next to his tweet about voting fraud, calling it “potentially misleading.” Trump totally freaked out and accused Twitter of denying him free speech and election meddling.

Trump tweeted: Republicans feel that Social Media Platforms totally silence conservatives voices. We will strongly regulate, or close them down, before we can ever allow this to happen. We saw what they attempted to do, and failed, in 2016. We can’t let a more sophisticated version of that happen again. Just like we can’t let large scale Mail-In Ballots take root in our Country. It would be a free for all on cheating, forgery and the theft of Ballots. Whoever cheated the most would win. Likewise, Social Media. Clean up your act, NOW!!!!

Trump has threatened to shut down social media platforms.

He’s really losing it on Twitter this morning because he knows he’s losing. He’s throwing his own poop at the wall hoping something might stick, something, anything — Obama spied on him, Joe Scarborough is a murderer, the Democrats and the media are conspiring against him, Russia hoax, witch hunts, Mike Flynn is a good guy. It’s all there today.

What’s he going to do if Twitter fact checks and flags any more of this tweets? He can’t fire Twitter like he has inspector generals and whistleblowers. He wouldn’t even if he could. He’s nobody without Twitter.

Kneener kneener.

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Spike Dolomite

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