Never Forget

Spike Dolomite
4 min readSep 11, 2019

Trump fired John Bolton as National Security Advisor on Twitter. John Bolton tweeted back, oh no you don’t! I QUIT! Bolton is the third National Security Advisor in less than 3 years. Trump doesn’t want anybody telling him what to do. Who would take this job? Sarah Palin’s soon to be ex-husband, Todd? He’s needed a job for a long time. How about Sean Hannity? Trump likes it when he tells him what to do. Or maybe Omarosa so he can fire her AGAIN! Whoever he picks they will have to agree with Trump that inviting the Taliban for a sleep over at Camp David was a great idea.

John Bolton left the White House like a rat out of hell and won’t be around to train the new guy.

John Bolton, Steve Mnuchin and Mike Pompeo were scheduled to do a press conference in the morning. They obviously had not known about Bolton getting fired so the two remaining stooges had to stand before reporters to read a bunch of bullshit. They couldn’t contain their happiness. They were giddy with their good fortune. They hate John Bolton. When a reporter asked if the national security team was a mess, Steve Mnuchin got all huffy and said that that was the most ridiculous question he had ever heard. That day. It was the most ridiculous question he had heard that day.

“The good news is that there still is time for ABC to add John Bolton to the cast of Dancing with the Stars” — Roland Scahill

“A stupid president saves us from a smart warmonger” — Stephen Colbert

Speaking of fired national security advisors, Mike Flynn, Trump’s first national security advisor who lasted 24 days on the job, just learned that he will be sentenced in December for lying to the FBI.

Lindsey Graham said he likes John Bolton and thinks he’s done a good job. He would. They both really, really, really want to bomb Iran.

Tucker Carlson acted like it was no big deal that Trump fired Bolton because Bolton is “a man of the left.”

Trump thought that by shaking hands with the Taliban at Camp David on the anniversary of 9/11 that he would make history and he would be known forever for making a deal to end America’s longest war on the anniversary of what started it, and everybody would have cheered and praised him. It would have made great TV. Bolton thought it was a stupid idea so he got fired.

18 years ago the people who hate government and were in charge of it failed to prevent an attack on US soil. 3,000 people died. Fast forward 18 years and the people in charge now are the same people that hate government and they have not only done nothing about an attack made on our democratic elections by a foreign government, they welcomed it. The president is a deranged criminal, the Senate is worthless, and the US government is hanging by a thread. We couldn’t withstand another attack.

18 years ago Trump said he saw Muslims dancing in the street, celebrating the collapse of the World Trade Center. He bragged that he had the tallest building in New York. He said he made a big donation to the 9/11 fund. He never did.

18 years ago, our NATO allies came to our defense, invoking Article 5 — an attack on one is an attack on all. They went to Afghanistan with us and are still there. Trump has tried to blow up NATO and has insulted all of our allies.

18 years ago today, Rudy Giuliani was America’s mayor. Today he is worried that his epitaph will read, “He lied for Trump.”

On the 18th anniversary of 9/11 the president of the United States started the day by pinning a picture of HIMSELF with the Third Lady looking out over what was once the World Trade Center and this tweet: In a hypothetical poll, done by one of the worst pollsters of them all, the Amazon Washington Post/ABC, which predicted I would lose to Crooked Hillary by 15 points (how did that work out?), Sleepy Joe, Pocahontas and virtually all others would beat me in the General Election. This is a phony suppression poll, meant to build up their Democrat partners. I haven’t even started campaigning yet, and am constantly fighting Fake News like Russia, Russia, Russia. Look at North Carolina last night. Dan Bishop, down big in the Polls, WINS. Easier than 2016! If it weren’t for the never ending Fake News about me, and with all that I have done (more than any other President in the first 2 1/2 years!), I would be leading the “Partners” of the LameStream Media by 20 points. Sorry, but true! Leaving the White House soon to speak at the Pentagon. My great honor!

Not a single Republican criticized Trump for wanting to bring the Taliban to Camp David.

Never forget.

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