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Trump went on and on during a press conference about the coronavirus, bragging about how well he’s handling it — I suspended all travel from China and screened all flights which is UNPRECEDENTED. I did that! He also made outrageous promises like paying low wage earners to stay home from work if they have been exposed. And tax breaks! He’ll give out tax breaks! Then his fall guy, Mike Pence, gave a coronavirus tax force, er task force report starting with praising Trump for his outstanding leadership from the golf course. Pence reassured everybody, in his nails on chalkboard, condescending voice, that Americans wouldn’t get sick — the probability of contracting the virus is very, very low, especially for young children, he said because Trump has closed the borders and contained the problem (message: immigrants immigrants immigrants immigrants.) And they have plenty of tests for every state now! That’s a misstatement. Have you or the president been tested yet, Mr. Pence? Never mind.
The White House is looking into giving special federal relief to the hotel, cruise, and airline industries since they’re suffering financially from the Democratic hoax/Muhan (foreigner foreigner foreigner foreigner) virus. First, he kills the agriculture industry and throws money at farmers and now he’s killing the travel industry and wants to throw money at that. Who’s money is he throwing? Never mind.
Fox News is really drilling down hard on the coronavirus being blown way out of proportion by the Democrats and the media. The Fox News audience is the most vulnerable demographic for contracting the virus. People will die because of this kind of propaganda but never mind.
The head of Port Authority of New York and New Jersey has tested positive for the coronavirus.
Matt Gaetz found out he had been exposed to the coronavirus while flying around with Trump on Air Force One. He quarantined himself on the plane by sitting away from everybody else which is really stupid since the plane recirculates the air inside the plane exposing everything to anything and everything that any passenger might have brought on board with them. What ya doin way over there with the press pool, Matt?
NEVER MIND!
When the plane landed in Orlando, Trump deplaned and greeted his fans on the tarmac by shaking all of their hands. His groupies don’t care if he has germs all over his hands or snot from picking his nose minutes earlier. Dear Leader infecting us? We don’t mind!
Outwardly, Trump acts like the whole coronavirus thing is not that big of a deal, never mine never mine never mine, but behind closed doors he’s freaking out, paranoid that journalists are plotting to give it to him. He told his aides that reporters will intentionally try to contract it themselves in order to spread it to him on Air Force One.
If anybody coughs in the White House they’ll get thrown out. Choking on a chicken bone or the Diet Coke went down the wrong tube and you need to cough? Never mind!
Trump is in a desperate panic to blame anybody and everybody for the chaos that he alone created: Saudi Arabia and Russia are arguing over the price and flow of oil. That, and the Fake News, is the reason for the market drop!………………. So last year 37,000 Americans died from the common Flu. It averages between 27,000 and 70,000 per year. Nothing is shut down, life & the economy go on. At this moment there are 546 confirmed cases of CoronaVirus, with 22 deaths. Think about that!……….. “Trump has outmastered the Deep State. He’s light years ahead of us.” MSDNC. I disagree. We have a long way to go. There are still some very bad, sick people in our government — people who do not love our Country (In fact, they hate our Country!)………… The Fake News Media and their partner, the Democrat Party, is doing everything within its semi-considerable power (it used to be greater!) to inflame the CoronaVirus situation, far beyond what the facts would warrant. Surgeon General, “The risk is low to the average American.”
Alex Azar did a press conference to let everybody know that “the market has obviously been very active today. President Trump has delivered a historically strong economy.” Azar is the health secretary, not the treasury secretary. A background in medicine or science? Never mind.
The World Health Organization (WHO) officially declared COVID-19 (coronavirus) as a pandemic. This means people are giving it to each other, it’s spreading across the globe, and it’s deadly.
A priest at Christ Church in Washington DC has the coronavirus. He gave communion and shook hands with 500 worshippers so now they all have to self quarantine. The church is closed for the first time in 200 years.
The Trump administration has ordered immigration offices to immediately remove posters explaining how to prevent the coronavirus. Immigrants giving it to other immigrants? We don’t mind!
What’s on Trump’s mind this morning? The federal reserve, fake news, his poll numbers, gas prices, Fox and Friends ratings, and his wall. Nothing about the public’s health.
Never mind, never of sound mind.
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