The big fat slob of a president took to the podium in the Rose Garden to make his big fat rob announcement which was he didn’t need to declare a national emergency but he was going to declare a national emergency for expediency. He acknowledged things will end up in court but so what, ending up in court is what I do. Next?
He rambled and sniffed and pointed and grimaced and interrupted and rambled some more — “If you’re going to have drugs pouring across the border, if you’re going to have human traffickers pouring across border……..then it’s very hard to make America great again. We’ve done a fantastic job but we haven’t been given the equipment. We haven’t been given the walls……..walls work………people are losing legs and arms due to chain migration……China does not have a drug problem because it gives the death penalty to drug dealers……..I have secret stats indicating undocumented immigrants commit more crimes than is publicly known……..I don’t know Ann Coulter………the prime minister of Japan nominated me for a Nobel Peace Prize…….. I don’t believe government data about smuggled drugs coming through the southern border because the crowd in El Paso cheered when I asked them if the wall there had reduced crime……Obama told me he was close to starting a big war with North Korea…….I stopped the slaughter of perhaps 3 million people………the national debt is Obama’s fault…….They’re bringing women taped up in the back of cars across the border. Nancy knows it, Chuck knows it……..We’re talking about an invasion of our country with drugs, with human traffickers, with all types of criminals and gangs…….my biggest supporters are Sean Hannity and Rush Limbaugh. Sean has the biggest audience. Rush is a great guy. For three hours he speaks. You try doing that.”
America is holding its breath, fearing what’s next.
The public still doesn’t know what his doctor discovered during his annual physical. We can see that he’s obese and physically not healthy, but what about his mental health? We can see he’s nuts, too!
Trump invited family members of people who were killed by undocumented immigrants to the Rose Garden. The family members from Sandy Hook and Parkland weren’t invited. None of the parents whose kids were killed by the cops weren’t invited either. Next?
Chuck and Nancy called Trump’s national emergency “unlawful.”
Trump’s feminine counterpart, Ann Coulter, dumped him. Their TV/Twitter romance is over. She tweeted that the goal of a national emergency is for Trump to scam the stupidest people in his base for 2 more years. She said, “The only national emergency is the president is an idiot.”
People are grossed out and confused because they agree with Ann Coulter and who is she anyway? Why does anybody care what she thinks?
Sarah Huckabee Sanders was interviewed by Bob Mueller a few months ago. Since she lies for a living every day she probably lied to Mueller which means she could go to jail.
The judge put a gag order on Roger Stone. Since he can’t keep his mouth shut about anything he’s going to brag about something which means he could go to jail before he goes to jail.
Anti-vaxxers are MAGAs in reverse. Darla Shine, Bill Shine’s wife, the guy who was pushed out of Fox with a $15 million bonus over a sex scandal and then went to work in the White House as communications director, went on an anti-vaccine rant this week while spreading crack pot conspiracy theories about an outbreak of measles in Washington and Oregon. She went after CNN for reporting fake news. She actually believes that childhood diseases keep you healthy and fight cancer. What next, anti-vaxxers? There is no such thing as germs? Anti-vaxxers need their own hat so we can see them coming and run like hell in the other direction before they breathe on us.
There is an outbreak of mumps at an immigration detention facility in Houston.
The Vatican defrocked former cardinal and pedophile Theodore McCarrick. He’s the highest ranking Church official ever to be removed from the clergy. Next?
Panic rang out in San Francisco last night at the end of Hamilton when a member of the audience suffered a medical emergency. People thought there was an active shooter and screamed and ran because that’s who we are now. 3 people were hurt in the panic and had to be taken to the hospital.
Republican hypocrite fun fact: Democratic Senator Ron Wyden has done 923 town halls — 1 in each of Oregon’s counties every single year. Republicans don’t do town halls. They’re too scared. Marco Rubio did one on CNN last year after the Parkland shooting. He got booed.
If Trump gets away with his national emergency declaration over the border, then the next Democratic president can declare a gun violence emergency and institute universal background checks and an assault weapons ban by executive action.
Mark Kelly, the retired astronaut and husband of former Democratic Congresswoman Gabrielle Giffords who was shot in the head by a home grown white male domestic terrorist while meeting with constituents (20 people were shot and 6 were killed, one a judge and another a 9 year old girl,) will run for the Senate seat from Arizona formerly held by John McCain and now occupied by Martha McSally the Republican who was just handed the seat by the governor after losing the race for the other seat. Mark Kelly believes in science, climate change, health care for everyone and gun control.
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