Nightmare on Helm Street

Spike Dolomite
4 min readJul 15, 2021

Another book is coming out by the dynamo duo from the Washington Post, Philip Rucker and Carol Leonnig called, “I Alone Can Fix It” and it’s a whopper. Joint Chiefs Chairman General Mark Milley was genuinely worried that Trump was going to arrange a coup after the election so he and the nation’s top military leaders put a plan together where they would execute rotating resignations so they’d all leave one by one so Trump couldn’t use the military to carry out any dangerous orders. General Milley compared Trump to Hitler and his enablers and followers to Nazis. Also in the book is how Trump trashed Fauci and Birx. He called Dr. Fauci “a highly overrated person” and Dr. Birx was a “real diva with the scarves and shit.” He accused both of them of using him to get attention. “You have people that have never been stars before and all of a sudden The Washington Post is calling, New York Times is calling. CNN would love to have lunch with you.” He said they’d be nobody if they were working for Carter or Bush. “With Trump, everybody becomes a star. I’m the greatest star-maker in history.”

Brett Kavanaugh is on Trump’s shit list. He thinks he’s a loser. “Where would he be without me? I saved his life. He wouldn’t even be in a law firm. Who would have had him? Nobody. Totally disgraced. Only I saved him.”

The day after the attack on the Capitol, Liz Cheney, who was the third most powerful Republican in the House at the time, spoke with General Milley who had called her to check in to see how she was doing and ask about what happened the day before. She told him, “That fucking guy Jim Jordan. That son of a bitch. While these maniacs are going through the place, I’m standing in the aisle and he said ‘We need to get the ladies away from the aisle. Let me help you.’ I smacked his hand away and told him, ‘Get away from me. You fucking did this.’”

Trump screamed at everybody in the White House and threatened whoever leaked that he was in the bunker during the BLM protest outside the White House that they were guilty of treason and needed to be executed.

Trump came very, very close to destroying America. The US Constitution provides a remedy for such a scenario. A tyrant can be removed from power but the Republicans protected him. They were accomplices.

House Minority Leader Qevin McCarthy is meeting with Trump today at his private club in New Jersey. What are they going to talk about? Who Qevin should pick for the select committee to investigate himself and Trump (he hasn’t gotten around to that yet), the date and time for the next attack, or are they getting together to get their stories straight?

Another book is coming out within the week written by another Washington Post reporter, Michael Bender. On page 41 Trump told people he ordered the Soleimani airstrike because of his upcoming impeachment trial. He did it to make the Republican senators who wanted the strike happy. Much of the book is about how everybody in the White House knew how insane and dangerous Trump was but felt that their job was to keep him from going too far. None of them came forward to warn the country because they either had their own agenda wherein they needed Trump, they were afraid of him because he had something on them, or they were outright Nazis.

A new surge of covid hospitalizations and deaths due to the Delta variant and not being vaccinated is occurring in red states where they believe the Big Lie but don’t believe covid is real. Innocent children are suffering and dying because their idiot parents refuse to get vaccinated. The South is a death trap.

What’s the difference between Jim Jones and Trump? Trump would have never given kool aid away for free so instead he got cult members to kill themselves by refusing to get vaccinated because they believed him when he said it wasn’t deadly. They knew he was a snake when they took him in.

One really good thing is happening today, thanks to the Joe Biden and the Democrats! Today $300 and $250 checks will hit 90% of parents’ bank accounts to help them raise their kids. This is guaranteed monthly income through the Enhanced Child Tax Relief plan, the expanded child tax credit through the American Rescue Act. Families with children under 6 will receive $3,600 a year per child and families with children 6–17 will receive $3,000. This will impact 39 million households, 9 out of 10 families and will cut childhood poverty in half. According to the UN Children’s Fund, the US rates #36 out of #38 advanced countries when it comes to caring for its children. Now moms will be able to take a breather and get some sleep at night. $300 a month means better nutrition and a trip to the dentist, at long last. This is a very progressive plan that none of the Republicans voted for. REPUBLICANS DO NOT SUPPORT THIS.

Sweet dreams, moms across America.

Republiqans: You’ve been America’s nightmare for far too long. The things that go bump in the night are coming for you. Nighty night.

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Spike Dolomite

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