Nineteen and Counting
John Eastman got disbarred in California. He’s the MAGA kook lawyer from California who was a major player in the insurrection. So far he has been indicted in Fulton County, Georgia but there will be more. One indictment and counting…
Jeff Clark could be next to be disbarred. He was the environmental lawyer at the DOJ that Trump pulled in to serve as attorney general on an emergency basis during the insurrection. At his disbarment hearing, his attorney argued his client shouldn’t have to take the stand because it could be played on MSNBC. He doesn’t want smart people making fun of him.
The guy who was groped by American Conservative Union chairman Matt Schlapp last year received a half a million settlement just in time. He dropped his lawsuit against the conservative married Christian with mega MAGA influence. He says that the case was dismissed because it was all just one big misunderstanding. That’s not what happened. He settled because he doesn’t want it to go to court where everybody will find out he’s not so straight and pure. He’s into sex on the side guys, with guys.
Speaking of sex with guys when you have a super straight image with a mega following, P. Diddy Sean Combs, the rap mogul executive who has dominated the hip hop portion of the music industry for decades, is on the run after the feds raided two of his estates at the same time — one in L.A. and one in Miami. The Department of Homeland Security and the FBI busted into his mansions looking for evidence in a sex trafficking case as big as Jeffrey Epstein’s.
Trump and P. Diddy have a lot in common. They’re both crashing and burning in front of the whole world at the same time after decades of victimizing and bullying countless people, committing crimes without consequence. Lots of people in both orbits have known the truth for years but they have been silenced with NDAs and threats of ruin or they’re part of the crime syndicates. Both Trump and P. Diddy think they’re omnipotent and untouchable. They have posses of sycophants surrounding them, covering for them. They wield so much power that they can do whatever they want. Both of them are going to take a lot of powerful people down with them. Both of them used their kids to serve as holders in name only with businesess and properties and both will throw them all under the bus to save their own asses. Both of them come from New York and have a mob mentality. Both of them call the justice system coming after them witch hunt. Both of them have their own planes and several properties that they live in. Both of their mansions in Florida got raided by the feds. Both of them could both go to jail for a long time under RICO. The only difference between these two is one is a white supremacist and the other is a black supremacist. Oh and P.Diddy is a real billionaire.
Republican Mike Gallagher is the latest to throw in the towel in the House of Representatives. He will resign on April 19 — screwing the GOP’s majority. Like Ken Buck, he is strategic with his exit. By leaving on April 19 it will be too late for a special election so his seat will be vacant until the November election. That leaves 217 Republicans and 213 Dems. Since the House needs 218 to pass majority, that means they’ll need a Dem vote to get anything passed, assuming they could anything to the floor for a vote. Gallagher is the seventh Republican to leave early. So far, 19 Republicans won’t be running again for re-election. They are: Mike Gallagher from Wisconsin, Ken Buck and Doug Lamborn from Colorado, Debbie Lesko from Arizona, Patrick McHenry and Dan Bishop from North Carolina, Kelly Armstrong from North Dakota, Brad Wenstrup from Ohio, Jeff Duncan from South Carolina, Drew Ferguson from Georgia, Jim Banks, Larry Bucshon, and Greg Pence from Indiana, Michael Burgess and Kay Granger from Texas, Blaine Luetkemeyer from Missouri, John Curtis from Utah, Cathy McMorris Rodgers from Washington, and Alex Mooney from West Virginia. Will they be scrubbing their resumes and LinkedIns of their time in Congress?
Job applicants at the RNC are being asked if they believe the 2020 election was stolen as a “litmus test” for hiring.
My Pillow Guy Mike Lindell got evicted for failing to pay $200,000 rent.
There are 4 people who haven’t been recovered from the bridge collapse in Maryland. 2 bodies have been recovered. Right wing media and Republicans are up in arms because some of the victims were immigrants. To hell with them! To hell! Republican Dan Mauser is outraged that Biden is going to use federal funds to fix it (um, the bridge is part of an interstate highway and the Baltimore Harbor is one of the nation’s largest ports, receiving cargo from around the world), and Lara “Look at my Boobs” Logan says she has inside sources who told her the bridge disaster was a terrorist attack.
Boobs. All of them. The Republicans must go. Nineteen and counting….
