Now Hate This

Spike Dolomite
4 min readFeb 28, 2021


White rapper rapped about Trump out in the parking lot while Roger Stone danced

The Southern Poverty Law Center tracked 838 hate groups in 2020. Many members of these groups are attending the CPAC conference right now. For the FBI to infiltrate their white supremacist festival, agents will need to hire costume designers to look the part — tattoos of Trump, red MAGA hat, a Trump flag worn as a cape, lots of red white and blue, a second amendment swag bag made out of plastic that you’ll proudly throw away because you’re not a fucking recycling libtard, and a truck out in the Hyatt parking lot with lots of violent, racist, hateful misspelled bumper stickers.

Marco Rubio got bumped from the event schedule at CPAC. He said he had family issues and had to cancel. But what did Q say?

Josh Hawley is LOVING all of the attention at CPAC. He’s hated in DC so it’s been a breath of fresh white supremacist air to take in all the praise and adulation of the cultists in Marco Rubio’s state. He told his Nazi fans, “There is no way that we’re going to back down. We’re not going to back down to the woke mob. We’re not going to back down to the cancel culture.”

Republican hypocrite fun fact: Josh Hawley led the charge to cancel the election.

Kristi Noem, the governor of South Dakota who let 100,000 (1 out of 9) people get sick from covid because she refused to mandate any public health guidelines, bashed Dr. Fauci from the Nazi stage and the crowd loved it. Now hate this! Now hate this! We hate Dr. Fauci!

Speaking of skanks from South Dakota, Attorney General Jason Ravnsborg admitted to reading right wing conspiracy trash on his phone when he hit what he thought was a deer back in September. He had to admit to it because the cops already knew that he was surfing the internet at the time of the accident. Glasses belonging to the deceased man were found in his car which means he went through the windshield and was subsequently dumped and abandoned for several hours before Jason notified the cops. For this he is only facing 3 misdemeanor charges.

Speaking of skanky attorneys general, Ken Paxton, who ditched Texas during its time of need, ditched it again to golf with Trump at his Florida plantation.

Fox and Friends host Pete Hegseth told the CPAC crowd that the tenth Amendment is discussed by people in diners. Do a man in the street interview anywhere in America and most people aren’t going to know what the tenth amendment is. They’ll brag about knowing the adulterated versions of 1, 2, and 5, though. 1: My religion trumps your everything. 2: GUNS!!!!! GUNS!!!!! MORE GUNS!!!!!! 5: Not saying. I plead the fifth.

Unmasked MAGAs stood in line at CPAC to get their pictures taken with the unmasked Queen of Hate, Marjorie Taylor Greene.

It’s been 53 days since the insurrection and not only are Ted Cruz, Josh Hawley, Lauren Boebert, and Marjorie Taylor Greene not in prison, but they’re still in Congress, bragging to all of the haters at CPAC.

The artist who created the 6’ gold fiberglass statue of Trump in American flag shorts and flip flops with the Constitution in one hand and a magic wand in the other, Tommy Zegan, says the statue is for sale. Only $100,000! He made another one out of stainless steel and hopes that it will go in the Trump presidential library. This guy is either a demented sick-ophant or a brilliant hilarious troll.

Will CPAC be sacrificing a virgin today on the altar of Trump? There are supposedly a whole lot of them.

The third day of CPAC has opened with a panel on how the election should have been overturned in Pennsylvania, Nevada and Georgia.

Trump must be so excited. He gets to make a public MAGA speech for the first time since the insurrection and getting kicked off of Twitter today. He’s going to go after all sorts of people. He’ll make all sorts of outrageous claims and promises. Who is he going to hate on today?

Don’t tune in to find out.

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Spike Dolomite

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