Now Smell This

76 year old Rudy Giuliani is in the hospital with covid. Rudy has been all over the place lately claiming election fraud without a mask. He has exposed hundreds of people. Some of them he actually touched after blowing his nose and wiping his face with a snotty handkerchief. He farted during an election hearing in Michigan 3 days ago and now everybody who was in the room is worried that they could get it from Rudy’s fart.

Can you get covid from a Republican’s fart?

All of the legislators that attended Rudy’s ridiculous election fraud hearing for 10 hours in Arizona are going to have to quarantine. If they get sick they’ll be shit out of luck as there are few beds left in the ICUs in Arizona. Rudy’s selfish recklessness has interrupted government business in the state of Arizona. His selfish recklessness has spread the disease, and his selfish recklessness means that he’ll be treated at the hospital by doctors and nurses who know how selfish and reckless he’s been and will risk their lives to save his anyway. And lastly, his selfish recklessness means he’s taking a bed from a much more worthy patient who got it even though they did everything they could to protect themselves and others.

Rudy makes the 53rd person to get the Trump Plague within Trump’s extended crime family. 4 have been hospitalized (Trump, Herman Cain, Chris Christie and now Rudy) and there has been one death — Herman Cain.

Governor Kristi Noem’s grandmother died of covid. Her selfish recklessness and shoddy leadership killed her own grandmother.

Speaking of selfish, reckless, shoddy leaders — Mitch McConnell wants corporations to get a covid liability shield so they can’t be sued for profiting off of the death of their workers.

The doctor that Joe Biden has chosen to head the CDC has a masters in Public Health Administration and led a major teaching hospital’s infectious disease department. No more Fox News pundits, spoiled do nothing family members, or quacks in control of whether or not Americans die. Pack up your scarves, Dr. Birx. The experts will take it from here. They don’t fart in public and won’t pretend that Trump didn’t when he did.

The Republicans aren’t focused on saving lives, slowing the spread, keeping people from starving or losing their homes, or actually governing. They’re preoccupied with holding on to power and bragging about how their farts don’t stink, as usual.

Trump’s propaganda secretary, Press Secretary Barbie Kayleigh McEnany, is calling for our democratic election to be overturned so that the Republicans can keep killing people. If this were any other country, the US would have punished Trump and the Republicans severely for attempting to topple a democratic government.

Director of National Intelligence, John Ratcliffe, went on Fox News and actually said, “We’ll see whether there is a Biden administration.” The folks watching at home just sat in their lazy boy chairs, loaded guns in their laps, farting and burping and yelling at the TV, “Damn right!”

Speaking of lazy boys, a group of gun nuts found out where Michigan’s secretary of state lived and showed up at her house with their guns and chanted, “Stop the steal!”

Georgia has counted the ballots 3 times and Trump still insists he won.

Republicans in the state legislature in Ohio are trying to impeach the Republican governor for treading on them and making people wear masks.

Senator Chris Coons has been asked to be Biden’s Republican Whisperer in the Senate. That’s a tough job because those guys are pure evil. Coons is going to have to literally dance with the farting devil to get them to do anything. Will he hold his breath and run from the room, or be polite, pretend like he doesn’t smell anything, and tell them they’re good guys?

Pearl Harbor was 79 years ago today — the single event that got the US into WWII which ultimately led to the end of fascism in Europe. Now we have a fascist in the White House.

“Trump was not a departure from history but the culmination of an age — of greed, of plutocracy, of racism left to metastasize through every institution, of negligence, of democratic decay, of the dubious pretensions of those responsible for our biggest problems to be their solvers. If Trump did us any favor at all, it was in pushing a ridiculous age closer to the cliff edge. It’s time to give it a last shove and start again.” — Anand Giridharadas

44 days until liberation. They we’ve got to figure out what to do about the Republicans farting because they’re not going to stop.

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