Jan 18, 2019
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News broke late last night that Trump directed Michael Cohen to lie to Congress about Trump Tower Moscow. He had told Cohen to set up a meeting with Putin during the campaign to start the negotiations. “Make it happen,” he told Cohen. Trump is tweeting like a crazy person this morning. Another caravan is coming. Oh, and Muslims too. A border rancher told him. He found evidence — prayers rugs were left on his land.
Cohen gave somebody $50,000 cash in a bag, mob style, to rig polls in favor of Trump during the election. Trump told him to do it.
2,500 stores haven’t been able renew their licenses for the Electronic Benefit Transfer (EBT) debit card program, which is required every 5 years. Cashiers have to look hungry people who depend on food assistance in the eye and tell them they can’t buy food.
March EBT benefits aren’t guaranteed. The Agriculture Department may not be able to issue March food stamps. Trump’s government is starving its own people, just like Putin and Kim Jong-un.
The Third Lady flew to her private golf club in Florida for a regular weekend vacation on a government plane after her man baby husband told the Speaker of the House that she couldn’t take a government plane to visit troops in Afghanistan. He said she was welcome to take a commercial plane, though. Go ahead and fly coach into a war zone! Visits to the troops by high ranking officials are always kept secret for security reasons and Trump blabbed to the world that HIS members of congress were going to visit HIS troops, except for Nancy of course, because she’s not nice to him.
“The President’s decision to disclose a trip that a Speaker is making to a war zone was completely and utterly irresponsible in every way” — Congressman Adam Schiff, chair of the House Intelligence Committee.
Mike Pence is offended again. Mother is teaching art at a school that not only discriminates against gay people, but it only hires people who hate gay people as well. You have to promise that you hate them before you can get hired. They’ve taken a lot of shit for that and for that, he is offended. Don’t you talk about Mother that way! Mother fuckers.
Ivanka gets to choose who the next World Bank president will be.
Republican Congressman Jason Smith yelled out “Go back to Puerto Rico!” while Democratic Congressman Tony Cárdenas was speaking on the House floor. Tony Cárdenas is from California. Puerto Rico is part of the United States. Jason Smith is from Missouri. WTF Missouri, can’t you do anything right?
Anabelle Lima Taub, city commissioner in Hallandale Beach, Florida said this about newly elected Rashida Tlaib — “A Hammas loving anti-semite has no place in government. She is a danger and I would not put it past her to become a martyr and blow up Capitol Hill.” WTF Florida, can’t you do anything right either?
Trump is running television ads on stations that dumb people watch asking viewers to call the Build the Wall Hotline (800–350–6647) and press 1 to DEMAND that Pelosi and Schumer fund the wall. Oh, and if you don’t want the wall, you can press 2, but you want the wall so press 1.
While Mitch McConnell has been in hiding he wrote an op-ed in the Washington Post blasting the Democrats for the shut down. Propaganda. Call the Washington Post (800–477–4679) and tell them to stop giving Mitch McConnell a platform to protect Trump. Instead, ask them to give that editorial space to real people who can’t afford to buy food because of Mitch McConnell’s shutdown.
Bob Mueller keeps paying for his own investigation and then some by busting big banks and LLPs that have ripped the government off during their dirty dealings with Paul Manafort. Skadden Arps LLP has agreed to turn over $4.6 million that it made from the work it did for Ukraine in 2012.
Official Russian state television recognized US Senators who voted for lifting sanctions by airing their faces and names. Among them were Mitt Romney, Lindsey Graham, John Cornyn, and John Thune. Russian proverb says, “Little thieves are hanged, but great ones escape.” Russian proverb also says “Pigs might fly. It was happening — a goat was eating up a wolf.”
“To recap: Senate Republicans are keeping the government closed based on factual claims about an immigration “crisis” and the efficacy of a border wall made by a president who has told his lawyer to lie to Congress.” — Chris Lu
Mueller knows everything.
Sit tight America.
Here come the tweets.
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