Ode to DeJoy
House Democrats have called an emergency meeting for the House Oversight Committee on August 24 where they expect Trump’s guy, Louis DeJoy and other US Postal Service leaders to testify on what the hell is going on with mail delays, removal of mail boxes and sorting machines, the elimination of overtime, and Trump and the Republicans cheating to win the next election.
Protesters are assembled outside of Louis DeJoy’s DC apartment and North Carolina mansion. They’re yelling at him to resign, and singing puns from Beethoven’s final sympthony, № 9:
O Trump and friends, no more of these sounds!
Let us run these guys right out of town,
And put them in jail, more songs full of joy!
DeJoy!
DeJoy!
Trump’s chief of staff, Mark Meadows, went on Jake Tapper’s CNN show and denied that there was any funny business going on inside the postal service. Mail sorting machines are not disappearing but if there was it would be Obama’s fault. He tossed Trump’s talking point around about mail in voting amounting to voter fraud. Jake told Mark that there is no evidence of widespread voter fraud. Meadows said, “There’s no evidence that there’s not either.”
The Republicans sure have been quiet regarding Trump interfering with the election by fucking with the post office. That’s because they’re in on it. The chairman of the USPS Board of Governors, Robert M. Duncan, is Moscow Mitch’s buddy and a former RNC Chair.
Ode to DeJoy.
330,000 vets depend on the post office to deliver their prescription medications EVERY DAY.
Reporters should stop wasting their time following Trump around so they can be used as a captive audience for his bullshit and instead follow mail carriers around. Ask them what’s going on. They’ll tell you. They’re sick of getting sick to keep the mail going out during an out of control deadly pandemic and they’re sick of being used as political pawns in Trump’s fascist attack to never relinquish power. Don’t fuck with them. They know where you live.
Trump did another campaign event at his country club and the media dutifully gathered around, as usual, as if it was a legitimate press event. The stupid idiot said, “If stupid people aren’t elected, next year we’re going to have one of the greatest years that we’ve ever had. If I win, which I hope to win. How can you not when you see numbers like this both on the virus and the economy? We should win, we should all keep this incredible thing going.” He bragged about the boaters for Trump and used them as an example of his silent majority — “There are thousands of boats, in lakes, rivers and oceans — thousands and thousands of boats some of the boats have 10 flags on them.” Boaters for Trump! Boaters for Trump! When asked why he won’t negotiate a new coronavirus stimulus bill he said, “The country is doing very well right now. We can live very happily with it or without it.”
The Trump Plague death count hit 179,000 on the same day that Trump’s brother died, on the same day Trump said he would be too busy to throw out the first pitch at the Yankees game that he was never invited to, on the same day that he wasn’t busy because he was golfing at his private club doing the thumbs up with NFL has been Jay Feely who posted a selfie of himself smiling with the worst person in the world.
Robert Trump was Trump’s younger brother who filed a lawsuit against their niece, Mary L. Trump, who just wrote a tell all book about the family.
Speaking of Trump tell all books, Michael Cohen’s new book, Disloyal, is being printed now. He pukes it all up about his time serving the clownish mob boss that is now the president of the most powerful nation in the world. He said, “In some ways, I knew him better than even his family did because I bore witness to the real man, in strip clubs, shady business meetings, and in the unguarded moments when he revealed who he really was: a cheat, a liar, a fraud, a bully, a racist, a predator, a con man.” Boy is Trump going to be pissed when people read about how much he gets off on hookers pissing on each other. Michael Cohen confirms his fetish for golden showers in the book. Pee on me! No, pee on me!
Speaking of tell all books, career Republican operative, Stuart Stevens, wrote a book he titled, It Was All A Lie, outing the Republican party for being the racists, hypocrites, cheaters, and liars that we know they are. He said, “Today the intellectual leaders of the Republican Party are the paranoids, kooks, know-nothings, and bigots who once could be heard only on late-night talk shows , the stations you listened to on long drives because it was hard to fall asleep while laughing.”
Eric Trump did a campaign rally in Orlando for his dad and only a few dozen people showed up. It was held in a used car parking lot.
Ode to Joy (triumph over disease, fighting and desperation) or Ode to DeJoy (more, more, more for the rich?) Roll over, Beethoven. The little guy is coming through.
79 days until we get to vote.
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