Old and Lies

Spike Dolomite
3 min readSep 3, 2024

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The media has stopped relentlessly talking about age now that Biden dropped out. What’s up with that? Trump is only 3 years younger than Biden and he’s in really bad shape. He is not only too old to be campaigning or serving as president due to how grueling the road is, but he clearly has dementia which is a very serious issue and the media is flat out ignoring it. They should be covering that as much as they did Biden’s stutter. At a MAGA rally in Pennsylvania Trump said, “You know, I do the weave. You know the weave? I weave stories together. Friends of mine that are, like, English professors, they say it’s the most brilliant thing they’ve ever seen.” He also tried firing up the Latinos in the crowd (all two of them) by bragging that every Puerto Rican is going to vote for him. Puerto Ricans can’t vote for him. He should know that. There are a lot of things he should know but doesn’t not because he’s a crazy old man, but because he’s a lazy loser who doesn’t know a lot of things. He actually told one crowd that he participated in Olympic swimming trials for 10 years. In a recent interview, he said of trans kids, “Childs are going to school nowadays and coming home with an operation wondering who did this to them.”

Hey media! Trump is unwell and unfit to serve as president. Report that. Better yet, call on him to withdraw from the campaign. You had no problem doing that with Biden so what’s up? Do you want Trump to win? The man is out of control, rambling about stuff nobody understands, rants non-stop about irrelevant nonsense, and insults and degrades anybody that comes to mind. He looks terrible and slurs his speech. The only thing that isn’t new is he lies with predictable regularity.

Oh and media, stop treating Trump like he’s a normal candidate. He is an autocrat who has promised he will assume the role of dictator on day one. You should be reporting on that. Why aren’t you?

Trump has changed his position on in vitro fertilization and thinks the government should pay for them. Free (white) fertilized embryos for everyone!

Trump said he was better looking than Kamala.

Biden is still old and kicking ass as president.

Trump got a lot of blowback for filming a campaign commercial on top of the grave of a dead soldier in Arlington Cemetery so he is blaming the family. They did a thumbs up too.

The soldier that Trump was exploiting was a Green Beret who died by suicide after serving 8 combat tours of duty in Afghanistan and Trump degraded him by using him to get votes.

The cemetery official who was attacked by somebody from Trump’s campaign didn’t press charges and wants to remain anonymous because she’s afraid of retaliation by Trump and his insane cult followers. She was just doing her job, telling them they couldn’t disrespect fallen soldiers on sacred ground and they physically attacked her.

When JD Vance was asked to comment on Kamala Harris’s criticism of Trump’s conduct at Arlington Ceremony he said that she can “go to hell.”

Trump reposted something on Truth Social that accused Kamala Harris of trading sexual favors to help her political career. It was a meme about Hillary and Kamala that read, “Funny how blowjobs impacted both their careers differently…”

The mainstream media has had its panties up in a bunch because Kamala did interviews with social media influencers before them. She obviously hasn’t needed them. YouTube, CSPAN and social media have got her covered. She finally granted CNN an interview and they lit her like Jerry Seinfeld’s girlfriend Gwen who looked really ugly in the dark. Kamala is extremely attractive and photographs well, even without makeup, but CNN managed to make her look pretty bad but she’s still better looking than Trump.

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Spike Dolomite

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