Omens
The new year started with 15 dead and 3 dozen injured in New Orleans after a American drove a rented truck with an ISIS flag inside into a crowd of New Year revelers on Bourbon Street. He shot at cops and the cops fired back, killing him. He wasn’t a scary murderous immigrant, but a Texas Army Ranger and realtor who has been married several times. Explosive devices were found near Bourbon Street and successfully detonated. Cops don’t think he acted alone.
Hours after the terrorist act in New Orleans, another military man (big Trump fan) parked another rented truck (Tesla Cybertruck) in front of the Trump International Hotel in Las Vegas and blew it up right after he shot himself dead in the head. 7 people were injured. He rented the Cybertruck from the same company as the New Orleans terrorist. Both American servicemen served on the same military base together.
A suspicious car was parked by the Capitol this morning, causing the adjacent streets to be closed down. Somebody has been taken into custody.
4 masked gunmen went into a nightclub in Queens and opened fire on the crowd, injuring 10. It’s not known yet if the 4 masked men were deranged killers from across the border that the Republicans are always talking about or not or just more angry young men who are mad that they aren’t getting what they think they deserve.
The FBI seized more than 150 pipe bombs from a home in Virginia yesterday, the largest confiscation in US history.
Marjorie Taylor Greene says that Trump is going to go after DC US Attorney Matthew Graves, who prosecuted most of the people who attacked the Capitol on the January 6. “He resigned but this is not the end for him. Because we are about to take over and we’re going to be in charge and he should pay for what he’s done to these people.”
Senator Kevin Kramer of North Dakota, the MAGA Republican who helped lead the charge against Hunter Biden, is having to eat crow after his own son was sentenced to 28 years in prison for getting trashed on meth and bath salts and then killing a cop.
Clarence Thomas got busted for yet another yacht trip, compliments of Harlan Crowe. This one was a secret trip to Russia that involved a private helicopter ride to Putin’s hometown.
Trump’s chief of staff has instructed all of his nominees to stop posting on social media until after the inauguration.
MAGA Texas governor Greg Abbott sent condolences to Rosalynn Carter, Jimmy Carter’s wife, after Jimmy died. Rosalynn Carter died a year ago.
Trump is going to President Carter’s funeral. He’ll make an ass out of himself, per usual. Everybody is already holding their breath.
Nevada state assemblymember Danielle Gallant said Elon Musk made the Republican Party a “punk rock” group that is cool to join.
Trump had a New Year’s Eve party. Lara Trump provided the entertainment because they couldn’t get anybody else. When she wasn’t singing, guests were forced to watch videos of Trump doing the Trump dance while Trump and Elon danced the Trump dance at the same time during dessert.
President Biden will honor former Republican congresswoman Liz Cheney with the Presidential Citizens Medal today, a tribute given to those who have performed exemplary deeds of service for their country or fellow Americans.
Pervs in Florida woke up yesterday to a porn ban requiring them to provide a government ID to access porn sites.
Lightning struck both the Capitol and the Washington Monument on New Years Eve. It’s an omen. 2025 is going to suck.