OMG

Spike Dolomite
3 min readSep 23, 2019

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“Putin helps Trump become POTUS in 2016. As POTUS, Trump in turn helps Putin kill his Ukrainian rivals by withholding $250M in congressionally authorized military aid from Ukraine — but hints Ukraine will get its aid . . . . if & when it goes after his rival Biden’s son. OMG.” — Laurence Tribe

Trump is blowing off the climate change summit at the UN today. OMG.

Nancy Pelosi sent a letter to lawmakers saying if Trump doesn’t turn over the whistleblower complaint, the investigation will enter “a whole new stage.” Is she pissed enough yet? What will it take? OMG!!!!

Trump’s press secretary, whose job it is to keep the press updated on a daily basis but doesn’t, says “we’ll see” about releasing the transcript of Trump’s conversations with the president of Ukraine. OMG!

Dems afraid to impeach say, “Impeaching Trump will just rile up his supporters.” His supporters are already riled up and there aren’t any new supporters to be had. OMG would you guys hurry the fuck up already?!!!!

Secretary of State Mike Pompeo backed Rudy Giuliani seeking help from Ukraine to investigate the president’s political opponent. He’s totally cool with it. What’s the big deal? Is the official foreign policy of the United States of America that the president can collude with a foreign power and use his position to force other nations to help him get re-elected now? O…..M…..G!!!!

Maybe Trump can’t be indicted, but Giuliani sure can. If he tried to broker a deal to trade dirt on Biden for foreign aid, he could be charged with conspiracy to commit bribery. OMG (Obvert the Magistrate Giuliani).

Ukraine says Biden is innocent of all Trump charges but that hasn’t stopped the press from asking stupid questions and making it a thing.

“Trump’s strategy is that, since Democratic voters have standards for their candidates and his voters don’t, any exchange of scandals with his opponent, however asymmetrical, benefits him” Jonathan Chait

The number of complaints coming in to the confidential hotline for reporting waste, fraud and abuse in the intelligence community has increased substantially since Trump was installed by Russia. OMG.

“A third of Trump’s former employees write books about him. A third get jobs at Fox News. A third go to jail.” — Windsor Mann

30% of the Republican appointees to the Supreme Court have been credibly accused of sexual misconduct. OMG.

It’s all about the “Biden scandal” over at Fox. Oh my, God? Yes, we’ve got to fit God into this somehow.

Trump is going to give some sort of “historical speech” on religion. Sounds about right if you look at the whole picture and what evangelical Christians have done to the country. He’s the perfect spokesman for them. They’re all liars, hypocrites, perverts and sinners. He’s their guy. Oh, MAGA God!

William A. Galston, a senior fellow in governance at the Brookings Institution said “We haven’t seen anything like this in my lifetime,[Trump] appears to be daring the rest of the political system to stop him — and if it doesn’t, he’ll go further.”

He’s been doing it for 2 ½ years and wins every time. OMG.

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Spike Dolomite
Spike Dolomite

Written by Spike Dolomite

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