Palindrome Thunderdome

It’s 2–22–22 in America and we’re all stuck in the same place where everything looks the same. Who controls the past controls the future. The past gets rewritten as soon as it happens and we’re told that it’s not. Up is down and down is up. War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Ignorance is strength. America is an Orwellian bizarro world, post Trump. The fight for democracy goes on, inside a thunderdome bubble made out of denial and obliteration. The bubble must be burst and the Republicans must be defeated. The truth gladiators must prevail. No edits. No rewrites. It’s a fight to the death.

“In a time of deceit telling the truth is a revolutionary act.” — George Orwell

The roll out of Trump’s new bizarro propaganda tool called, “Truth” was a flop so he’s going to try again in a month. The ruthless, spineless, unscrupulous wanna be dictator who told 30,000 lies as president is launching a social media site called, “Truth.”

Speaking of dictators, propaganda, and Orwellian Trumpian tools, Putin invaded Ukraine on the same day that Trump launched his site. He took control of 2 sections of east Ukraine (7% of the country) and called it a “peace mission.”

War is peace.

Retired Lt. General Thomas McInerney went on the My Pillow Guy’s show to say that Russia invading Ukraine is a hoax designed by Putin to make Biden look good after he rigged the 2020 election through cyber warfare. Say what?

Failed Democratic presidential candidate, Tulsi Gabbard is going speak at CPAC. Um, what?

Trump is going to host the Saudi golf tour at his clubs which means he’s in regular contact with them since leaving office with classified documents. WHAT?

Kyle Rittenhouse is starting a foundation that holds the media accountable because every 19 year old kid wants to start their own foundation. He announced it on Fox. Wait, what? WHAT!

A candidate in Oklahoma who is running for Congress has made the news by getting drunk at a middle schooler’s sleeper over where she cussed out twelve year olds and then puked in a hamper. Since she’s a Democrat her political career could be over. If she were Republican she’d get her picture taken with Trump at Mar-a-Lago, get an invitation to speak at CPAC, and then get made head of a committee after winning the election. WTF?

An Asian female judge, Regina Chu, just sentenced a white female cop, Kim Potter to 2 years and time served plus a $1,000 fine for killing Black motorist Duante Wright. What the fuck? Three years ago a Black female judge, Tammy Kemp went easy on another white female cop, Amber Guyger, for killing Black neighbor Botham Jean in his own home by sentencing her to 10 years plus a hug and a Bible. WHAT??????? WHAT???????

Marco Rubio, who was part of the Hillary e-mail gang, says Trump tearing up official documents is not a crime. What what what what what?

Sarah Palin lost her case about the media damaging her reputation. Sarah Palin’s reputation. Ha ha ha ha ha.

2,200 people dying from covid every day isn’t headlines anymore.

Ye (Kanye West) says he won’t perform at Coachella unless Billie Eilish apologizes to Travis Scott.

Just like the red hat has been forever ruined by the MAGA hat, nobody can see someone do the thumbs up anymore without thinking about it being stuck up Trump’s butt.

A school counselor in Indiana sent home a letter to parents saying they can have their children opt out of Black History Month lessons if they want. Black parents can’t opt out of white history for the rest of the year or for their kid’s entire academic life.

A priest in Arizona resigned, not for molesting children but for saying the wrong thing while baptizing thousands of babies. He said “we” baptize you instead of “I” baptize you. Now all of those souls are up for grabs.

Republicans are calling for a “return to normalcy.” What is that?

What? WHAT?????

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