Panderers of the Pandemic
Someone who was at CPAC (the annual conference for white evangelical white men who make discriminating, racist, sexist, oppressive laws) 2 weeks ago has tested positive for the coronavirus. All of the Republicans were there. It’s the Who’s Who of liars, criminals and hypocrites. A cardboard cut out of Jesus was there too. Jesus is their mascot which is hilarious because Jesus wouldn’t shake any of those guys’ hands. Lepers yes. Republicans no.
Pete Hegseth, the Fox and Friends host who bragged about not washing his hands for 10 years spoke at CPAC.
Mike Mulvaney, Trump’s ousted Chief of Staff, was a guest at CPAC. When asked about the coronavirus while on stage, he blamed the media and said the whole thing was a plot to take Trump down. Right after he said that he wiped spit away from the corner of his mouth and shook some guy’s hand.
Mike Pence was at CPAC.
Trump was at CPAC.
The coronavirus is in Washington DC.
When reporters asked Trump about the coronavirus reaching DC he said he wasn’t concerned at all and that his MAGA rallies would continue. “We’ll hold tremendous rallies.”
If Trump was a real president he wouldn’t hold any rallies at all.
While panic sweeps the country about the coronavirus, the Third Lady is tweeting about how we all need to do something good for our community like her. She is building a tennis court that only the first family can use. She’s annoyed that people gave her shit for posting a photo of her modeling blue prints wearing a spotless never before worn white hard hat, so take that plebeians! I can play tennis and you can’t! I can play tennis but won’t because I don’t do anything but stand there.
“Michelle Obama put in a vegetable garden to teach school children about proper nutrition. Melania put in a tennis pavilion to teach the rest of us that she does not give a fuck.” — Noel Casler
Trump is at Mar-a-Lago during a public health crisis while Marco Rubio is tweeting out bullshit about wanting the federal government to get out of time control. No more daylight savings!
“Good to know the POTUS is on top of the crisis. He’s playing golf and can’t screw anything up for 6 hours.” — Joe Lockhart
Trump said, “I didn’t know people died from the flu.” It killed his grandfather. He died from the Spanish Flu when he was only 49. He came home from work feeling sick and then dropped dead.
Trump choked the CDC by cutting its budget so that it can’t handle a crisis like the coronavirus. He is single handedly causing a pandemic.
The Italian government has declared a quarantine and lockdown of 16 million people in Northern Italy. The mandatory quarantine will last until early April. The government is also set to close down cinemas, museums and theatres across the country. All Serie A football matches have been cancelled. Churches may remain open, but masses will be canceled. The Italian society of intensive therapy has declared, “It might be necessary to limit the age of people who can enter intensive therapy to preserve resources for those having more chances of surviving” which means that Italy is preparing to let high risk Italians die.
The CDC has contracted with a company to make coronavirus tests that Trump may have stock in. Like everything else, he has shown no proof of divestment which means he stands to profit bigly from the coronavirus once they get around to testing people.
Trump is keeping the CDC from warning seniors from flying and going into crowded places. He overruled health officials who wanted to recommend that the elderly and physically fragile avoid air travel. Trump is thinning the herd and covering his ass.
One of the people Trump won’t let off the cruise ship has stage 4 cancer and is supposed to start chemo tomorrow.
Congress needs to get to the bottom of this but like we saw with impeachment, Democrats can only do so much. Republicans would rather die than cross Trump.
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