Parade of the Unmitigated Idiots

Parade of the Unmitigated Idiots

Texas has surpassed 4 million covid cases. Texas is one of 24 states that is planning on suing President Biden over vaccine mandates. The other 23 are Alabama, Alaska, Arizona, Arkansas, Florida, Georgia, Indiana, Kansas, Kentucky, Louisiana, Mississippi, Missouri, Montana, Nebraska, New Hampshire, North Dakota, Ohio, Oklahoma, South Carolina, South Dakota, Utah, West Virginia, Wyoming. We’re never going to be able to outrun covid unless these idiot states admit they’re wrong and change their ways.

Latinos and Black Americans were reluctant to get the vaccine due to cultural reasons but ever since the mandates, both groups have caught up to the Caucasian group in numbers. The only noncompliant group are the Republicans. The number of Republicans who have been vaccinated is a little over 50%. Democrats are over 90%.

Democrats wear masks and get vaccinated to protect themselves and others from a deadly virus. Republicans wrongly and deliberately refuse to wear masks and get vaccinated because they want the whole world to know that they aren’t evolved and don’t give a shit about other people.

Don’t You Know Who I Am, Never Wrong Meghan McCain blames Democrats for Republicans refusing to get vaccinated.

People who aren’t afraid of covid because it has a 98% survival rate are losing their shit over a one in a million chance of getting blot clots with the Pfizer vaccine. They’re convinced that the government is out to get them and are not only putting themselves, their co-workers, neighbors and strangers at the grocery store in danger, they’re putting their own kids in danger. Horrible. Pathetic. Wrong.

There isn’t a species on earth that doesn’t naturally and instinctively protect its young except for MAGAs. There is something seriously wrong with these people if they feel like they have to go out of their way to make a scene over having to comply with public health recommendations to combat a deadly, highly contagious virus. If animals in the wild abandon their babies to predators, harsh weather and starvation, it’s an indication that there is something wrong. Same with MAGAs. Something is seriously wrong with these people and they’re helping nature along by selecting themselves out. They’re not fit to survive. They’re not going to evolve with the rest of us.

Anti vaxxers are dead wrong.

One of Trump’s press secretaries, Stephanie Grisham (the drunk who never gave a single press briefing) has written her own book, “I’ll Take Your Questions Now.” In it she claims that Trump was so upset that Stormy Daniels told the press that he had a mushroom dick that he called her from Airforce One to say no he doesn’t. Stormy Daniels is wrong! She also claims that Trump’s emergency trip to Walter Reed Hospital when he was president was for a colonoscopy but he didn’t want the press to find out because he was afraid people would make him the butt of butt jokes.

Dawn Bancroft, one of the mobsters who attacked the Capitol and ran through the halls saying she was going to shoot Nancy Pelosi in the brain, has been charged with a misdemeanor — participating in an illegal parade. Wrong!

Father and son Daryl and Dan Johnson were arrested for their participation in the insurrection too. One of their charges was participating in an illegal parade as well. They said the media got it all wrong and claimed that Antifa did it even though they were picked up on surveillance video. Dan bragged that 4 million people were there. For an Antifa parade.

Current Chair of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, General Mark Milley got grilled by Congress. Josh Hawley, the Nazi Senator who lost his book deal after he egged the insurrectionists on, got to question him about how he handled the parades at the Capitol on January 6. Wrong!!!!!! Josh Hawley shouldn’t be questioning him about his role in the insurrection when he himself was part of it.

“It is wrong to compare Josh Hawley to Hitler. Hitler was a published author.” — Judd Apatow

Speaking of insurrectionist members of Congress, Lauren Boebert has called for Joe Biden’s “imeachment.” She spelled re-election wrong.

Meanwhile, back in Texas, the Senate is fighting for schools to require teachers NOT to teach that the Ku Klux Klan is “morally wrong.”

Republicans are on the wrong side of morality, the wrong side of reality, the wrong side of the law, and the wrong side of history.

“I gotta be honest, I was a lot happier before I was acutely aware every day of my life that so many of my fellow citizens are unmitigated idiots.” — Benjamin Dreyer

Is it morally wrong to be relieved that the unmitigated idiots are self selecting themselves out by refusing science? Is it wrong to look forward to a future without them? Is that wrong? How about if we don’t say anything out loud but enjoy being right by not bragging about it on social media like the MAGAs did during the Parade of the Unmitigated Idiots on January 6?

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