Party Over, Bitches

Jeffrey Epstein’s madame, Ghislaine Maxwell, has been arrested by the FBI which explains why Bill Barr made sure that US Attorney Geoffrey Berman “resigned.” The media keeps giving her respectable titles like “confidante, “British socialite,” “heiress,” which all sound so dignified and elitist. She ran a sex trafficking ring using teenaged girls. She’s a filthy perverted heartless criminal. New York better never leave her alone inside the same jail that Epstein was held in so she doesn’t commit suicide. A lot of really bad people are going to have a really bad day today, including Trump. Party over bitch and bitches.

A MAGA was caught on video carrying a confederate flag yelling at people that the flag represented his heritage. He told the filthy liberals that his family was so poor they had to work their own farm. “Do you know how much slaves cost back then?” WHOA! Back up, what did he say? His buddies immediately broke into song to take the attention off of him, “Oh I wish I was in the land of cotton, Old times dar am not forgotten, Look away! Look away! Look away! Dixie Land!”

On the exact day that Trump did an interview on Fox and said that the virus was going to disappear, the US had its highest number of coronavirus cases in one day — 52,789. All of the sacrifices that people made by staying home for months have been nullified by fucking fools who didn’t sacrifice anything and the Republican governors whose priority is money money money money.

More than 40 school principals in San Francisco are in quarantine because they were exposed to the coronavirus while sitting in an in-person meeting on the planning of the reopening of schools.

Another new record for Florida —10,109 new cases today. A positivity rate of 19.5%. Mini Me DeSantis is building a bunker.

Trump is throwing Jared under the bus. He said he regrets listening to him, especially on prison reform (signal to racist voters — lock ’em all up and throw away the key.)

On April 29 Jared said, “I think you’ll see by June a lot of the country should be back to normal and the hope is that by July the country’s really rocking again.” It’s July and we will rock you Jared. Rock and roll, hoochie koo, better run fast ‘cuz karma is gonna get you.

There was a news conference this morning. Trump took credit for thousands of people getting their jobs back. These weren’t new jobs. People got their jobs back. Regarding the Trump Plague, he said “It’s got a life. We’re putting out that life because that’s a bad life that we’re talking about.” He didn’t take any questions from reporters. He ran back to his room to watch himself on TV, leaving Steve Mnuchin to deal with reporters’ questions. When asked about Trump retweeting a video of a MAGA yelling “white power,” he said they were there to talk about economics.

Putin offered $100,000 per dead US soldier. Trump and everybody inside the Trump crime family have no comment.

“Things are happening like nobody would have thought possible.” — Donald J. Trump

Republicans who have been living it up and partying like it’s 1999 on the uppity upper deck of the Titanic are going to start pushing each other overboard before the Blue Wave comes and sinks the Republican party to the bottom of the lonely, deep, icy ocean. Party over, bitches.

125 more days until election day. Wear a mask so you don’t die before Nov 3.

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Daily Crime Report - recounts of Trump and the Republicans’ daily disasters, with puns. Read them all in quarterly reports in The Treason Chronicles on Kindle.