Person Woman Man Camera TV

Trump bragged about passing the dementia test again in another Fox interview. He even got extra points! He was asked to repeat 5 words and he did. He did it! He did it again for Fox. “Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV!”

Trump’s niece, a psychologist, says the way Trump keeps talking about the test is failing the test.

“Obama didn’t brag half as much about winning a Nobel Peace Prize as Trump is about passing a dementia test.” — Chris Lu

Bill Barr joined Trump in the East Room to announce the expansion of Operation Legend using their Secret Police. “This bloodshed must end. This bloodshed will end,” Trump said. Barr lied and said that the feds arrested 200 people in Operation Legend in Kansas City. Law enforcement officials in Kansas City said no you didn’t — the first Legend arrest was 3 days ago. So the DOJ backtracked and said we mean 200 since December and that includes local arrests. Kansas City is like WTF? Bill Barr called the public’s reaction to George Floyd’s death “extreme.” That’s code for George Floyd’s life doesn’t matter and neither do black lives.

The mayor of Portland, Ted Wheeler, joined the protest last night and got tear gassed by Operation Legend’s Secret Police. He told the New York Times, “It stings. It’s hard to breathe….I can tell you with 100% honesty I saw nothing that provoked this response.”

A 26 year old protester was shot in the head by police 6 days ago. He didn’t provoke the cops. It was an attack and it was caught on video. He lived but he had to have reconstruction surgery on his face and a tube put in his skull to drain the blood. He’s still in the hospital. Another protester, a 53-year-old Navy veteran, was bludgeoned by one of Trump’s Secret Police on video who broke his arm in 2 places. That too was captured on video. It caught the attention of the mainstream media so he’s using his 15 minutes of fame to say the only reason why he got the attention of the mainstream media is because he’s an old white guy and that the attention needs to be turned back to Black Lives Matter because what happened to him happens to black people every day.

Trump’s videos of Portland are slanted towards the need for law and order and not the usual law and order, but his law and order. He’s pointing to the footage of violence believing that people will vote for him because if they don’t there will be violence in the streets.

Trump cobbled together his Secret Police using thugs from border patrol who love kidnapping people and beating them up. They’re supposed to report to the Department of Homeland Security which was created to keep us safe from terrorists after 9/11. The department doesn’t have a secretary. This position has been vacant longer than any other cabinet position (470 days) and that’s by design. Right now the placeholder for secretary is a guy named Chad Wolf who went to a Texas community college on a tennis scholarship and then graduated with a B.S. in history from Southern Methodist University. He has no experience in law enforcement or the military. His only qualification is he’s a sadist. As long as Trump keeps Chad around he can tell him what to do. The Department of Homeland Security is a free for all. Chaos at the border and chaos in our streets.

“Acting Secretary Chad isn’t a real Secretary, but he plays one on TV.” — Damian Carroll

Ken Cuccinelli is the placeholder for Deputy Secretary of Homeland Security. He’s accusing protesters in Portland of being “rioters” and “domestic terrorists.” The right wing media is calling them Antifa and BLM rioters.

Trump’s Secret Police were never deployed when armed protesters stormed state capitols and threatened local police and legislators.

None of the far right militia groups who stormed state capitols to demand that governors reopen bars have showed up in Portland to defend free speech or stop a tyrannical government.

“The people who spent decades claiming they needed guns in case government forces turned against citizens are now watching government forces turn against citizens in Portland. And they’re rooting for the government. I guess it’s good to be armed when you know you’re a liar.” — Steve Hofstetter

Person, woman, man, camera, TV? Secret police, tear gassed moms, broken bones, rented minivans, and smart phone cameras.

Trump may think he’s really smart because he passed a dementia test and has his own film crews putting footage together for reality TV, but the protesters are smarter. They have smart phones, social media accounts and no editors.

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