Pins and Needles
As the country waits on pins and needles for the Mueller report, Trump, Lindsey Graham and a room full of filthy rich bush league snobs wined and dined and aligned themselves at a GOP fundraiser at Mar-a-Lago. The logo for the event was Abraham Lincoln wearing a MAGA hat with the tag line, “Keep America Great.” Tacky greedy witless feckless heartless dambass MAGAs with money.
Trump golfed with Kid Rock.
“Ok, we don’t know what’s in the Mueller report, but how fucking explosive might it be that the toxic flannelmouth moron with no impulse control has been cowed into staying the fuck shut up about it for 31-plus straight hours” — Jeff Tiedrich
Last weekend Trump tweeted 50 times. This weekend he tweeted twice: Keep America Great and Have a Nice Day! Both this morning. Someone had to have taken his phone and tweeted have a nice day. Either that or it’s Trump code for have a bad day.
Trump will never read the Mueller report because he doesn’t read. He’s going to have to rely on Sean Hannity’s interpretation.
Since Mueller’s appointment in May 2017, Trump tweeted “witch hunt” 178 times. That’s once every 4 days.
Congressman John Lewis says that Trump isn’t a legitimate president no matter what the Mueller report says and Congressman Adam Schiff says he is already considering subpoenaing Mueller’s evidence.
“In our lifetimes there has never been a president who has been so singularly unfit for the presidency, or indeed any public office” — Kellyanne Conjob’s husband, George
Hate crimes have gone up over 200% in cities where Trump has done MAGA rallies. Hate rhetoric has gone up every place else, even in liberal west Los Angeles. Congresswoman Ilhan Omar was being honored last night by CAIR (Council on Islamic-American Relations) at the Hilton in Woodland Hills and haters showed up with signs that read, “Burn the Quran!,” “Ilhan Omar, go to hell!” and “Shame on you, terrorists!”. They wrapped themselves in American flags and screamed until their veins burst out of their necks. They embarrassed the community. It’s an indicator of how bad things are if the cops and police dogs have to stand guard at an event in a pretty mellow suburban section of a big liberal city. MAGAs are in the minority but Trump has emboldened them, just like he has MAGAs across the country and now they are brave enough to crawl out from under their rocks because they have a leader and a group. They’re not alone anymore! Good people showed up to protest the protesters. They lined up to greet the guests for the event.
Don’t move their rocks. They’ll get scared once this horrible, awful chapter in the America story is finished. They’ll need to run back to hide again only now we all know who they are. We see you.
Border Patrol didn’t like the answers that 9 year old US citizen, Julia Isabel Amparo Medina, gave them on her way to school so they detained her for 30 hours, alone.
Robert Kraft says he’s sorry.
John Dean, the White House counsel who went to jail for Nixon says, “Trump and his minions think they dodged a bullet. I have a notion — only a recurring though — that Mueller delivered a bomb to AG Barr, who is now trying to figure out how to tell Trump in a way that doesn’t cause him to start World War III. Barr knows he works for a psycho.”
Dan Rather wants us all to get off social media and take a walk or read a book.
Dan Rather is nervous too.
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