Pissed Off
Trump’s attorneys have met in person with the DA of Fulton County in Georgia about him pressuring the Georgia Secretary of State to “find” votes to falsify the 2020 election results which means an indictment could be imminent. Trump is so pissed off. He can’t tweet about it which makes him even more pissed off.
Prosecutor Fani Willis in Fulton County, Georgia says a decision on whether to bring charges against Trump and OTHERS could come before June. A special grand jury with subpoena power could be forth coming. Her office is narrowing in on phone conversations that Trump had with Georgia Secretary of State Brad Raffensperger on January 2, 2021, and Lindsey Graham had with Raffensperger in November of 2020. They’re also looking into the abrupt resignation of US Attorney in Atlanta, BJ Pak on January 4, 2021. Trump wants his cult followers to think that Fani Willis is pissing in the wind but that’s really hard to do now that nobody will let him on any of their social media platforms.
Who’s going to be the first to indict Trump? New York or Georgia?
Trump is frantically trying to work his spin with official memos from Mar-a-Lago but nobody reads them. New York and Georgia are closing in on him. Two Black women are taking on the former most powerful white man in the world. Trump must be pooping in his pants. And peeing.
Trump’s lawyer went on Newsmax to say that they filed for an emergency injunction to try and stop one of the Black women, Letitia James, from investigating him in New York because “she is a sick person” who has “taken her oath of office and just weaponized it” to get Trump.
Election fraud! Republicans in Michigan and Arizona forged electoral certifications on fake letterhead. The fraudsters in Arizona even used the state seal. They sent them on to Congress and the National Archives with notarized signatures. The National Archives rejected the fraudulent documents. The Select Committee is in possession of them now. Trump and the Republicans accused the Democrats of throwing out Trump votes when idiot MAGAs (“sovereign citizens”) were posing as legitimate election officials to break the law on their behalf. Who is going to go down for this one? That is the question. ANOTHER QUESTION. It’s going to take an entire generation to get all of these questions answered. Electric kool aid urine test.
11 voters in North Carolina are challenging piss-ant Republican Congressman Madison Cawthorn in court to say that his re-election bid is illegal since he participated in the rally right before the attack on the Capitol and should be barred from holding office.
Republican Congressman Mo Brooks is representing himself in a civil suit where he’s being sued for his role in the attack on the Capitol. That’s pee in your pants funny.
Democratic Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio Cortez is quarantining at home after catching covid while visiting family over the holidays in the Republican hell hole known as Florida. She’s vaccinated so she’s chilling at home. Republicans, MAGAs and trolls made fun of her boyfriend’s shoes after someone saw her dining outside at a restaurant and she wasn’t wearing a mask. Ah ha! AOC got caught with her mask down!
Sarah Palin says AOC is obsessed with sex and that liberals want to pound pound pound pound sex into kids at school.
MAGAs are drinking their own pee now to cure covid after a new crackpot came forward to lend his expertise in all things urine. They’ve gone from ingesting hydroxychloroquine, to blasting themselves with UV light, to injecting bleach, to taking horse de-wormer, to drinking urine. Anything but the vaccine. They’re getting smarter.
Watch Trump start bottling and selling his own branded piss as a new scam to milk his dumb ass groupies out of more money. “Quit drinking kool aid and try Trump Tea Pee!” Members only! Democrats don’t get any and they can never know what’s in it.
What’s a MAGA leak? Depends.
MAGAs couldn’t pass the citizenship test any better than a urine test. #urineidiot
We still haven’t seen the pee tape. When that news first broke when Trump first took office people thought, nah, prostitutes giving each other golden showers on the very bed that Barack and Michelle Obama slept on is too weird, outrageous and gross. Can’t be true. Now, 4 years later we’re all thinking, pish, of course it’s true.
Republicans, the pandemic, and fascism got you down? Wash it all down with a nice cup of pee.
MAGAs have gone from drinking liberals’ tears to drinking their own pee. Progress!
If you see a MAGA outside of a restaurant without a mask, check to see if they have pee on their breath. If they do, don’t punch them in their stupid ass fascist face. Call 800-PISSOFF.
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