Flynn’s new lawyer is a talking head for Fox News, a deep state Russian hoax provocateur, and a MAGA. Flynn faces a status hearing today before Judge Sullivan who has already asked why he wasn’t charged with treason. The Fox News legal expert should be a real hit in the courtroom today. Trump congratulated him on his new attorney and wished him luck.

US Office of Special Counsel has called for Kellyanne Conway to be fired for repeatedly and blatantly violating the Hatch Act. She uses her official capacity to campaign for and promote the Trump crime family businesses while bashing Democrats and political rivals on camera. The House Oversight Committee will hear this on June 26. Kellyanne Conjob isn’t worried. Trump has her back (they’re trying to take away her first amendment rights!,) the Democrats will probably file a worthless resolution and the Republicans will cheer her on. Nothing to see hear.

“Kellyanne Conway will not be fired over this Hatch Act business. Continued violations of the law are a feature, not a bug, and will be rewarded, not punished.” — Rick Wilson

Trump’s propagandist, Sarah Huckabee Sanders, is leaving at the end of the month. She wants to spend more time with her family…….. It’s been 95 days since she did a press conference — another deadbeat government employee getting paid to do nothing. Now when she goes in to a restaurant to order a Trump is my Hero sandwich for lunch, the server can take her order and make her sit there for an hour, waiting for her food. When she asks about it the server can say, “I brought it to you already. You ate it.”

“No you didn’t.”

“Yes I did.”

“I’m not going to believe that Sarah Huckabee Sanders is leaving as White House press secretary until she denies it herself.” — James Poniewozik

Secretary of State Mike Pompeo got out in front of the cameras right after two foreign oil tankers were attacked in the Persian Gulf and said, “Iran did it!” No proof. No investigation. Just a Saddam Hussein-has-weapons-of-mass-destruction moment that he’s been practicing for since he first got the job. He is jonesing for a war with Iran.

Trump is like SHIT YA! “Iran did do it and you know they did it.”

No they didn’t.

Yes they did.

Senator Marsha Blackburn blocked Senator Mark Warner’s bill making it illegal to take foreign campaign money or favors from a foreign government to win an election. Republicans are like, oh no you don’t. We need foreign help to win elections.

No.

YES.

When Ted Cruz was asked about Trump admitting that he would take foreign assistance to win the next election, he said he didn’t know anything about it.

Anti intellectualism may be popular with Republican voters but not so with Democrats. Harvard professor Elizabeth Warren is moving out in front in the Democratic presidential race.

Trump bragged about meeting the Prince of Whales.

A priest was sentenced for sexually fondling a woman while giving her her last rites.

An elementary school principal tweeted pictures of guns to Parkland shooting survivor and gun legislation activist David Hogg.

David Letterman regrets ever having Trump on his show. He thinks he’s psychotic.

Trump wants to redo Air Force One to get rid of the iconic baby blue because intellectual Jacqueline Kennedy picked it. “We have a new Jackie O. It’s called Melania.”

The wife of indicted congressman, Duncan Hunter, flipped and plead guilty to spending $200,000 worth of campaign funds on personal stuff. Her husband says, “No.”

It’s Trump’s birthday today. The guy is 73 years old. 73 years of take take take take take, use use use use use, lie lie lie lie lie, scam scam scam scam scam and watching TV.

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